☆I got these sweet stars from google, hell yeah☆

their girl group choreography is amazing… how do i hire them 

we really devolved as a society when we stopped using fully painted pictures on romance novels and started using cheap photoshop instead 

worst crime capitalism ever committed was eliminating Horny Oil Painter as a viable career option.

it’s fat fuck friday

Gigantmax Meowth

Fun fact!! It's cuz your body feels your pulse falling rapidly and is like "I don't know if you're dying or falling asleep and I'm not willing to gamble" so it shoots you up with adrenaline fuel to make you not die™. It's one of my favourite facts

how bout it gets with the fucking program we’ve only been at it nearly every single night for my entire goddam life

*smiles at you like a flight attendant*