very nervous egg

my dead wife. the ad free internet

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

"you couldnt make seinfeld today" you couldve made seinfeld in 45 B.C.

they’re gonna play the footage of Crosby diving at the home opener and the XMA is going to explode

There's literally a nonzero chance that tzjd had a talk last summer where Jamie told Trevor to stop making them look gay on his instagram stories

philly crippling anaheim’s cap just for the love of the game lmfaooooooo hockey is so funny the rivalry is about to go crazy

one must imagine danny briere cackling evilly from yaoi town knowing that he’s not only avenged the cutter snub and tzjd torture nexus that was their time under pat verbeek, but also doomed anaheim to persistent cap troubles for the next decade. generational curse and he didn’t even need an etsy witch to do it

What a beautiful day. I could really go for Trevor Zegras and Jamie Drysdale contract extensions.