bad idea starters.
âon a scale of one to ten⌠how illegal do you think doing this is?â
âokay, but, consider this: i donât care. iâm gonna do it.â
âthere are certain moments where i consider you someone with brilliant ideas and a good future. this is not one of those moments.â
âhow hard is it to do a wheelie on a motorcycle? how many feet can you go, doing a wheelie, without crashing?â
âitâs three in the morning and iâm bored and youâre the only one awake. letâs break into a gas station store.â
âWHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT FILL UP A âSUPER BIG GULPâ CUP WITH 5 HOUR ENERGY AND CHUG THE WHOLE THING. MY HEART HAS EITHER STOPPED COMPLETELY OR IS BEATING SO FAST THAT I CANâT FEEL MY OWN PULSE.â
âis it a bad idea to use mountain dew instead of milk in your cereal?â
âi heard if you suck up enough helium, your voice starts to sound really squeaky⌠wanna go buy some balloons?â
âcan you cook bacon with a hair straightener? asking for a friend.â
âyes, i did beat him up and i will not apologize.â
âcomplaining helps the situation, like, not at all.â
âsooooo, i kind of adopted a puppy.â














