A Simple Jug of Milk

Human communication truly is incredible.

sleeps on this naked and in the morning you have to pry me off with a spatula

honestly this guy is the best psychological thriller writer of this fuckin generation no joke this shit gives me anxiety and i aint even been in school in like 7 years

Yall ever heard of being normal?

My parents: if i had adhd and depression and found it hard to complete school work or hold a job I would simply stop being lazy

parents be like, rip to all the depressed people with adhd who fail to get things done and get more depressed as a result but im different

(shrek voice) they don’t even have dental..

you didn’t have to specify i would have read this in shrek’s voice whether you wanted me to or not

i was high af when i wrote this but it’s still true

The latter is literally the plot of some horror movies.

being socialized female is easily  recognized as abuse the moment it’s done to a male child

I’m sweating this tea is so hot!!!

do you ever see a picture of someone with a body like yours and you’re momentarily comforted like they look pretty good…i probably look good too

which is why fat representation is so so important

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every time i see steven universe discourse i think “what if people were this intensely analytical about My Gym Partners a Monkey”

my url is better than yours

youre my shadow self and i need to kill you

School shooting sweatshirts, straight jackets, and IVs for fashion. Being “edgy” and offensive doesn’t make you fashion-forward or ground-breaking.