what if i was straddling you with your strap buried deep inside me and i tucked my face into the crook of your neck and you whispered in my ear how good i’m being for you and then felt me get tighter instantly at the praise and i wouldn’t let you pull out cause i just want you to stay inside me so i can feel full for a bit longer? what then?

it's really really funny to me that like "people under 18 might consume porn and that's generally fine actually" is some shocking take. like were you not also young once. is it not normal to develop sexually around the age of 12. is it not normal to experience sexual thoughts as a teen. like it's fucking absurd that we're suggesting mass surveillance of children to ensure they will never see a boob ever outside of a classroom instead of just teaching children how to interact with adult content safely. you're just arguing for abstinence again, plugging your ears going "lalala" when someone tells you that kids should learn about sex or they will have sex in worse more dangerous ways

fingering you so I can hear the way you cry my name out and beg to be fucked

craving a makeout session that’s so desperate and messy it has us both humping and grinding on each other fully clothed

Forehead to forehead missionary so I can talk her through every minute of it

I could really go for grinding my clit on someone's warm tongue until I cum a few times

as a bit of a side note but still related to ao3 being down, ai bots are scraping the site so hard that it caused an outage. so to all of the people who didn't care about ai in fandom spaces, and didn't care that ai is being trained off of people's works, and didn't care that ai bots are harassing people via comments all over ao3: do you care now? now that it affects you directly? now that it's literally crashing the archive???

if you don't kiss tummy you are. wrong

I want her to feel my tongue every time she sits down for the next three days. I’m not just giving her an orgasm, I’m leaving a ghost of myself behind. every time she shifts in her seat at work, she’s going to remember exactly how my mouth felt when I told her she was a good girl.

tumblr is for the romantics, the artists, the sluts, and the weirdos. i’m all the above lol love it here

did you guys know that if you pin your sub down by the back of their neck and whisper in their ear “that’s it baby, cum for me. you’re all mine.” right as they cum. you can actually watch their brain short-circuit? do with this information what you will or lets test this theory

subs that say thank you after they cum should come here and sit on my lap. you think it’s over? no you’re too adorable let me make u cum a few more times just to hear you thank me again and again

Clit rubbing. Strap sliding between fat pussy lips but they won’t put it inside you, no matter how much you beg. Legs pried open for a while so they can watch, so they can hold the strap for more control & really rub little circles all over your clit. Then once you’re really wet & trembling, they’d let you close your legs. The friction is even better this way. Your pussy lips would be gripping the shaft, every bump & curve of their cock grinding your clit deliciously while they fuck into your wet thighs. And when you cum you’d beg to be filled but they’d just keep rubbing you with the strap, overstimming you, never giving you what you really really want

if you can accept that there will be trans men who look virtually indistinguishable from cis women, than you can accept that there will be trans women who look virtually indistinguishable from cis men. either by choice or by circumstance. and if you can't respect them the same as you would anybody else, you need to examine why that is

need to hold your face gently while you sink down on my strap, watching your expression change. “that’s it, bunny. biiiiig stretch.” cooing at you softly while guiding you down so slowly, inch by agonizing inch. taking our time. letting you feel every bit of me filling you up. “you’re doing so well, baby. just a little more.” stroking your cheek while you take it all.