Silly goopy time

Get a job? The thing that killed Jonathan Sims?

Why don’t we let the guy whose every plan could be reasonably construed as an abstract suicide attempt take a crack it

Jmart being jokey and lighthearted with each other in the post-apocalypse because they don't have to stress constantly about preventing the worst when it's already happened now. Jmart finally getting the space to actually get to know each other in the form of a long walk through the hellscape. Proving Peter Lukas wrong about only liking the idea of each other. Finding no joy around them and finding out they can still make their own. Jmart knowing the relief of a simple laugh from a person you usually see harrowed but are now with often enough to see looking relieved, and knowing that a part of why they look so is you, and knowing also that the only way this moment can be possible in the first place is the loss of so much else all around you. Season 5 jmart. Do you understand

To me Jon has everyone saved in his phone as their full name, no matter who they are to him. Boyfriend? Martin K. Blackwood. Extremely close friend? Alice Daisy Tonner. Ex Girlfriend? Georgina Barker. No emojis. No nicknames. Nothing.

i feel like a lot of discourse around identities could just be boiled down to “you could not pay me to care about this”

therians? this doesn’t affect me in the slightest. weird transgenders? okay who cares. contradictory labels? none of my business. neopronouns? it takes 5 seconds of my time to google how to use a pronoun set this is like minimal brain work. bi lesbians? i don’t get how that works but the world will keep spinning. normalize minding your own business

my problem with getting a grip on elias's characterization is that I always forget the fact that he's sillay. like sure he's evil and sadistic and manipulative and britain's next top victim blamer but also he says things like "yes, if you die, I'm afraid you probably won't be able to claim your expenses." he gets punched in the stomach while being arrested and doubles over in pain and wheezes "ah. I see :)"

I think he decided to make Those death sounds on purpose

If you were really small. like, REALLY small,,,,,! imagine you're walking through some grass and you see a beautiful dandelion and you take a nap on that dandelion. fuck. just imagine it!

Actually that no punctuation plot hole ooc wattpad fanfic written by that 12 year old will ALWAYS be better than character ai. And I love that 12 year old btw

anyway i’m still awake and thinking about what i think is so appealing to me about jon and martin is that i want to be a horrible rotten thing and loved anyway. i want to be the wretched loud screaming creature untethered from reality with no way back and nothing masking my jagged edges anymore. No rubber corner guard, no cushioned words. I want to say “I am about to walk into hell,” and for them to say “i’ve already packed us two bags.”