The Bob Crane Show

Marvin, probably

Mallory: I dare you to give me your credit card number.

Bob Wilcox during “A Case of Misdiagnosis”, probably

Bob: [dies]

@nbctv HAND THEM OVER YA COWARDS

Ellie: Just what I did. Wait for my clothes to come back from the cleaners and then marry you.

Mallory: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS

Bob Wilcox during/after “A Case of Misdiagnosis,” probably

Bob Crane and Jack Fletcher in The Bob Crane Show “Mid-Term Blues”

Narrator: Marvin had absolutely no idea where this was going. Saying he did was but a ruse to make him seem more intelligent and likable. To be fair, Marvin had no idea where most things were going most of the time.

Mallory: and a coward. Do 20.

but Marvin is Bob’s son, period, end of story, no questions asked