The Silver Bullet

Recently, my girlfriend my fiancée Kyrie suggested I should make an account on here after I recommended the same to my dad. I mean, what’s the harm, right?

(She also told me I should try and socialize more but that’s not the point!)

So you got questions, throw ‘em my way. And if I get up to any wild shit, you’re gonna hear about it here.

You can find my crazy uncle @pizzalover8969 here and my equally weird dad @thebestsonofsparda here.

(You know what? I still don’t really know how to define him. He’s the human half of my dad. That’s not something you usually need a name for.)

guess who i fooouuunnnd

the pink angel twink is on tumblr

Genius anon.

@felix-aoi-suzumori

Oh, I’ve got you! Happy to help a fellow devil hunter.

If you can’t enchant your own gear, the next best thing is finding someone who can. A few years ago, I would have suggested some old school Order grouch, who is a pain in the ass to work with but still gets the job done.

But luckily, I don’t have to anymore.

I have a… contact. She moved to Fortuna a few years back and while self taught, is good at what she does. She’s done some touch up work on some of my older gear and completely overhauled the enchantments on my coat. She does it for a good price too.

I’ll DM you the details if you’re interested. Don’t worry too much about being a bit more demony, she’s one of the few outside the house that know about my Devil Trigger. She’s even figured out some loopholes in the spellwork to utilize it. Kinda cool if you ask me.

Does Fortuna have its own language? Like obviously you speak English, but do you speak Italian or Latin? or... whatever secondary language would be around?

‘Sup AJ!

Fortuna is a bit… weird, when it comes to languages. The official language is English, as I believe the first creators of the Order spoke it. However, due to its Italian roots, Italian is a very common language here. Unfortunately, I’m shit at speaking it so I only know the basics.

And the curse words. Which, if you think about it, isn’t that the most important part of a language?

In school, we learned the basics of Latin and, if you would believe it, Japanese. Many demonic and “holy” texts were written in Latin, so for a society so buried in supernatural bullshitery, it was good to learn a least a little. It has helped me learn and understand the basics of other Latin based languages like Spanish and Italian.

While Japanese might seem weird, apparently it’s because Sparda lived in Japan for a bit. Which, I guess that’s where the inspiration for Yamato came from. It’s another reason I know at least the basics.

Anarchy Sisters (blonde and goth)

Twink Twins (bluey and pinky)

Daemon Sisters(girls in red)

or take on Ghosts(those monster things born of negative emotions)?

Secret fifth option.

I mean, did everyone get homework? And is it something that will help you?

Ahh anyway… have a good rest of your day/night.

RIP anon. It’s just another reason I don’t draw self portraits of myself.

What was your reaction upon seeing Dante and Vergil get out of hell? Happy to see them? Relieved? Angry at them for leaving?

‘Sup AJ!

All of the above and more.

There’s a few moments in my life that I’ve just kind of… broke. Like, I didn’t really know how to react because those situations were just too much. I can think of five moments.

This was number six.

A part of me didn’t think they were coming back. Despite Vergil giving me his poetry book, I still didn’t hold much hope for seeing either of them again. I mean, they were going to literal Hell. While I think both of them are too stubborn to die, there was still a chance they could get stuck down there.

And of all the people, why would they come back for me?

So, when they did come back, I almost couldn’t speak. There were way too many emotions to handle and unfortunately the one that won out was anger. It didn’t help that one of the first things Vergil wanted was to fight me again. Ended up throwing his stupid book in his face and storming off before I said something I would regret.

Has kyrie hit you with the worm hypothetical yet?

All the ladies are asking their partners this.

Ha! Yes, she has.

How does that feel?

Fine. I would be salty being short but that’s just means I have more rage in a smaller package.