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Cinderella

#Psych Ward Cinderella #I'll be their Line Cook Bitch Charming #any leads?#theyre not letting me into the psych ward to try it on every patient #shitpost

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jackkdaniels

when i was a kid i decided that killing people was bad therefore war was bad therefore the military was evil. and adults would tell me it's more nuanced than that and i would understand when i grew up. well i'm a grown up now and idk i still think that killing people is bad and war is bad and the military is evil

cultofthewyrm

St. Domnica of the Zweihander by mike franchina

thebirdthedog

new valkyr fashionframe idea gonna go hard

#warframe #fashionframe

willgrahamscock

“I would die for my kids” your children want an apology

willgrahamscock

your made up scenario isn’t real (shocker) and makes no difference when your kids are starving for your acknowledgment of the pain you caused them. you’re only performing the role of a good parent, without having to actually do any heavy lifting

willgrahamscock

emfyre

[photo id: a screenshot of tags

#you'll die for me. awesome. will you break a habit for me? will you learn something new for me? will you fix your mistakes for me? #dying for me is surprisingly easy - it's often passive and instantaneous and you only need to do it once #will you do the hard thing of constantly and consistently putting in the work again and again and again?

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tetitasdelimon

top 5 horror movies

-having a job

-not having a job

-applying for jobs

-the job market

-the concept of working my whole life

thebirdthedog

honorable mention

-a society where labor determines your value as a human being

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imsobadatnicknames2

Why does bro think someone having video games as a kid makes you a one percenter?

I was born in the third world 😊

imsobadatnicknames2

Once like a year ago I said that someone casually saying "this would be the first time since I was a kid that I don't get a new console at launch" about the switch 2 feels like a weird level of luxury to me and now every couple months I get an anon smugly pretending to be shocked about it.

Like it really can't be that to grasp hard that there are some people in the world to whom "buying every single vidya gaem console the very day it's released" sounds like kind of an insane luxury, right?

imsobadatnicknames2

And the thing is like. There's plenty of stuff about my own life that no doubt sounds like an insane level of luxury to plenty of other people, but it costs $0 to not be weird about it?

Like e.g. Having been able to pursue higher education (and not having had to get a job at the same time to support myself during that part of my life) makes me insanely privileged over plenty of other people, but if I see someone joke about how they can't believe there are people who can afford to go to college I'm not gonna go "eugh??? why does bro think going to college makes you a one percenter? xDD Xdddd"

threedollarsdotcom

but heres the catch: 🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟

thebirdthedog

but heres the market:

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#cat market :3 #cat-ch of the day!

just saw a bug that looked almost exactly like this inspecting some flowers in Northern Arizona, it looked so shrew-like and derpy, please what is it??????? I'm clolllllolrojlind so I'm not sure but I thinknit was solid brown

#bugs #bugblr #bug identification #silly guy

fillher-url

scholars have theorized that it’s impossible to get any sleep, ever.

nacht---hexe

pill you can swallow with a black hole in it so you dont have to go the bathroom ever again if u dont wanna

thebirdthedog

cosmic tapeworm

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venirush

Cigarette cake

thebirdthedog

all outta candles

#cigarette #smink smonke #birthday ciggy <<<333 #i love cigs

pixelatedbugs

would you rather have one cigarette for 5 dollars or 500 cigarettes for 5 dollars

swadloom

STOP saying the otherworldly powers are corrupting my mind godddddd. You literally wish you were us. I mean us. I mean me.

thebirdthedog

- Rand al'Thor, The Dragon Reborn

#wheel of time #rand al'thor

pukicho

Visit Original Link

its called goop music

thebirdthedog

this is gonna go so well on my gloop playlist

pukicho

He who holds the orb holds it

thebirdthedog

he who throws the orb can score a 3 pointer

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pukicho

This is what i want to eat here

thebirdthedog

mmmmm yummy!!! really low res fucking .jpeg is my favoriteeeee

Neil's tunes are 19 now 😭😭 they grow up so fast

#neil banging out the tunes #tumblr #sillyposting #rat #he will feed his RAT desire

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