The Bi in BAU

Will: My beautiful wife, JJ.

Penelope, turning to Emily and Spencer: What about you guys?

You see, here’s where you’re just plain fucking wrong. I see women get knocked down and get right back up again. They split their head open and have it stapled right there on the pitch so that they can go back out

They get their nose smashed in and calmly walk off to get a clean kit to continue the game

They have more talent in their little fingers than you will ever have in your entire life

They can dribble

They can save

They can tackle

And most certainly they can score

So tell me again why men’s soccer is OH SO SUPERIOR when everything they can do, the women can do just as well, only they actually try to stay on their feet to do it unlike SOME PEOPLE

So you know what, maybe you’re actually watching the right sport then. If you want your athletes jumping 7 feet in the air while doing front flips, then men’s soccer is certainly for you. After all, that’s all they do while trying to get fouls and penalties called throughout the entire game.

Me? I like my athletes when they’re actually trying to play the sport. I don’t need the theatrics that you apparently crave so badly. I like to watch soccer. Not olympic diving. 

So how about you go choke on a bag of dicks and have a shitty day you misogynistic, shriveled up, sad excuse for a human being