Musings

My bunghole was not ready for that curry

Im so scared of actually pulling a high price Pokemon card cause if I did I would cum all over it or bite it to shreds out of excitement

I wish I could lay eggs on command like the alien from enemies on board, just to really fuck with some people

Whats my relationship with alcohol? its more of a situationship

One day Im gonna wake up and Ill be a barbie doll and all my friends are barbie dolls and lego and ken and all of this was all just in the mind of a child

Oh mein gott I cant wait to play two fort said no one ever

WHAT THE FUCK WAS ANY OF THAT?

Idea: we need to find everyone who voted for reform and send them a history book about fascism! Reality: They all already own Mein Kampf :(

I hate my big bunny ass spring is plentiful ass buck teeth, Im gonna put them to a sander and sort this shit out pronto

Im sick right now and a heavy morphine drip sounds like heaven

Lesbian sex but all thats left of the two is an eyeball and part of your finger

I think the worm in RFK's head should fight the mold in JK Rowing's head and whoever wins combines with the loser and turns into the fungus from Resident Evil 7

Toxic yuri but its between you and your friends tape worms

Still thinking about my great friend who said said "That's vore... and people jerk off to it... learn a book or two" like some grand statement

I want a new rocky horror where everyone is trans apart from Frank-N-Furter