MakoHaru Lover

//sigh// That’s mine. 

//louder sigh// Let me take this moment to thank the gods for my angel husband

Iwa-chan is overprotective and gets jealous easily.

He genuinely worries about Oikawa.

He scolds Oikawa when he’s being an idiot.

I feel like Oikawa is the only person that Iwa-chan can fool around with (and they’re each other’s personal punching bags).

Repeat after me: 

IWAIZUMI HAJIME IS MADLY IN LOVE WITH OIKAWA.

YOU CAN BREAK MY SOUL, TAKE MY LIFE AWAY, BEAT ME, HURT ME, KILL ME.

BUT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON’T TOUCH HIM.

Some pages from the 3/22 (tomorrow! as of posting this) “Iwatobi & Samezuka Fes.” Free! -Eternal Summer- Special Event Pamphlet.

Same translations as last time, but now they’re in picture form instead of scripts. It’s basically all the same dialogue though; I didn’t go back and retranslate and only some lines are slightly tweaked to fit the bubbles better. I also kind of gave up on typesetting so it’s not very good since the bubbles were tiny, plus anything that I didn’t know how to translate before is still uncertain, so read at your own risk. Please go thank sianascera for cleaning!

yeah that’s the one he uses when he gives out his sister’s crafts

'hey tsukihshima my sister made these for the whole team here's yours'

and tsukishima tries putting it in his bag to throw away later

but hinata gives him that scary intense look and his blood runs cold

'aren't you going to put it on? natsu made it just for you.'

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- We are honored to have Nanase Haruka and Tachibana Makoto with us today.

Haruka + Makoto: Thank you for having us.

- Well then, first thing first, please tell us how you met each other.

Makoto: Well… Haru and I are childhood friends, and our homes are really close to each other, so it’s like we’ve been together since the very beginning.

Haruka: I can’t remember something that long ago.

Makoto: But if you must know, I think our first encounter was when we were 0 years old.  We have photos from that time in our family albums.

Haruka: …like I’d remember.

Makoto: That’s true lol.

last year i said that utsumi must be stopped

she never stopped

thank god 

Zakki reading out the managers’ submissions (more like love confessions) and Tattsun/Makoto responding to them. They’re asking for Makoto’s phone number and address, etc. Then there’s this part…

Zakki [girl voice] “Rather than my boyfriend, I like Mako-chan better…”

Tattsun [Makoto] “U-Umm!! W-Wait… Haru!!

Zakki [Haru-like voice] “I like Makoto too much so I ditched my boyfriend”

Tattsun [Makoto] “Haru!! This is so scary!!”

Audio

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Makoto: There’s a reason I gathered you all today. Nagisa: Uh? What’s up, Mako-chan? Makoto: It’s about this… Haruka: Makoto… Don’t tell me this is..! Rei: Oh… A board game? Makoto: Yeah. How about we play together? Rei: Let’s see… The great battle of life. To achieve victory, put down all your enemies and walk over their bodies… What’s up with this title? Makoto: This game is a life simulator based on dice rolling, but… Haruka: But it’s not just any board game. Rei: What’s the difference? Makoto: You’ll find that out when you play! Nagisa: Haha, sounds fun! Let’s do it already! Haruka: But really, Makoto, I didn’t think you still had this. Makoto: I stumbled upon it while cleaning. Haha, I remembered how you and I used to play it a lot, and got nostalgic. Rei: This title disconcerts me a bit, but I guess something like that is not bad once in a while. Makoto: Okay! Then let’s do it! Of course, Haru as well? Haruka: Hm… Makoto: Okay, then turn the roulette starting with Nagisa and then from the left! Nagisa: Yaaay! Here I go! (roll) One and two, three, four… Hup! Oh! “As a reward for your help, you get 2.500! tobis” Yay! Rei-chan, let the money flow! Rei: Here you go. “Tobis” are the money in this game, right? Nagisa: Okay! Then, Haru-chan. Haruka: Yeah. (roll) Six. “You are married, but live apart from your partner. But you aren’t divorced.” Rei: What a negative setting… Makoto: Yeah. Actually, this game is really realistic. Haruka: There’s more. “You have to move, so you need to buy a new house. Please put up a flag at the place you’d like.” Here! Makoto: Haha, you’ve always chosen this one, haven’t you. Haruka: It’s because there’s a pool. Rei: As expected from Haruka-senpai, you’re never lenient about this… Makoto: Then, next! It’s my turn. (roll) Three! “A cat you like found a large amount of money.” Haha, I got 500.000 tobis! Nagisa: Wait, Mako-chan, there’s more! Makoto: Oh right. Um… “But you get an incurable disease, so you will lose 50.000 tobis every turn”… Rei: Actually, this game has a pretty impressive way of announcing little joys… Nagisa: Well, well, that kind of thing happens! Next is Rei-chan, right! Rei: Yes. Considering the order, I need a somewhat big number… The degree of force I should use to turn the roulette is…! MUH! (roll) Ten! Everyone, I’ll be going ahead! Let’s see… “Big event! A child is born! Everyone else offers you money for celebration!” I see, and with that my funds increase. Nagisa: (gasp) Rei-chan… Don’t tell me it’s an… Illegitimate child?! Haruka: Is that so…?! Rei: No way! Makoto: Rei, put this on your pawn! Rei: What is this? Makoto: When you make a child, you put a bead on your pawn. Ah, by the way, if it falls you’ll get a penalty, so be careful. Rei: What’s up with this rule?! (shakes) I’m feelings really anxious about whe I should put it now…! Nagisa: Rei-chan, you can do it! Then, next it’s my turn to roll… (roll) Oh! “Choose anyone to send back to the start!” Hm… then, Rei-chan! Rei: NOOOO, what is this?! Nagisa: Eheh. Rei-chan, sorry. But rules are rules! Rei: Ugh… I won’t lose to such injustice! Nagisa: Ah, there was more! “If any player own a house, they lose it in the commotion and you get it.” Makoto: Ah… Haruka: My… Pool is…! Nagisa: It’s okay, Haru-chan! You can come swim at my place. Come now, Haru-chan. Haruka: I’m coming! Makoto: He managed to takeover Haru along with the house… Haruka: I’m rolling. (roll) Four. “If you don’t have a house, you decide in your despair to go find yourself by starting to work at a fish market. You get rewarded for fishing out the legendary fish, with 60.000 tobis.” Makoto: Haru. Aimed for four when you turned, didn’t you. Haruka: It was just luck. I’ll start caring about winning. So I can obtain the 501 pools.  Makoto: I won’t lose either. Because… To cure my illness, I need a gigantic amount of money! Nagisa: In this world, we are enemies… Rei: I have a beloved child, as well! The cost of raising them is nothing to laugh about either… Nagisa: In this world, we are not friends! We cannot trust anyone anymore! It’s time to… All: Fight! Makoto: Oh, by the way, Rei and I have to skip a turn. Rei: Eeh?! Nagisa: I’m rolling then~ Hup! (roll) “A meteorite crashes! Third player gets involved in the accident and skips one turn.” Makoto: That’s me?! Geez, Nagisa… Nagisa: Tehe :9 Makoto: I have to skip again… Haruka: Too bad, Makoto. I’m going ahead. (roll) “Natural calamity. Every player goes one case back. The player with the purple pawn goes back to the start.” Nagisa: Ah, thanks goodness, I’m the yellow one! Makoto: And I’m green! If I remember correctly, purple is… Both: Rei(-chan)! Rei: Even though I had managed to get this far… Having to go back now is too much! Makoto: Rei, there’s nothing to be sad about. We have a bond connecting us, right? Rei: Makoto-senpai… Haruka: There won’t be an end for us.  Rei: Haruka-senpai… Nagisa: (moves pawn) Aaaand, Rei-chan’s back at the start. Rei: NOOOOOOO! Guh… Very well… It doesn’t matter how much I go back, I won’t lose! Here! (roll) Mfufufufu… HAAAHAAHAAAHAAA! Here it is! The time for vengeance! I get to give the one hundred million tobi debt I have been slowly building up to anybody! And of course, I choose Nagisa-kun! Nagisa: Eeeh?!? Rei-chan, you’re the worst! Rei: Nagisa-kun. Same goes for you.