Snark Tower

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The best of our friends, the best of our quotes. We're really fucking random. And we don't censor worth a damn. Have fun! - Buttons

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This Eponine but in a different style

pilferingapples

AH I love this style! It really shows all the soft marks and tarnishes of life so well, it’s so perfect for Eponine.

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I like cannibalism. Everyone else is scared by it. And I’m just like ‘Eh, could be worse. It could be Dahmer.’

Buttons (via thebestofsnarktower)

#I need this on my blog #Buttons is going through the blog again

Buttons: We all know late night breakfast is gonna suck...why are we so hype about it?

Me: BECAUSE IT'S NOT! IT'S NOT GONNA SUCK! IT'S GONNA BE AWESOME! FINALS WEEK IS THE ONLY TIME OF YEAR WHEN WE ARE TREATED LIKE PEOPLE BY THIS SCHOOL!

moonchild-of-namjoon

hogwartshousehabits

thoughtsfromastrangemind asked: Each house when meeting their new college roommate

Slytherin:

EDIT: I forgot to say, Slytherin is the cat… but I’m sure you guys have already figured this out.

Gryffindor:

Ravenclaw:

Hufflepuff:

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Brittany: Oh, that is NOT where the water's supposed to go.

Me: You put it in the filter part, didn't you?

Brittany: SHUT UP!

#missingsound #sin-ecdoche #comp II paper fiascos

I'm at that point of paper-writing where I'm playing songs from my childhood to lull myself into a false sense of security that this will all be ok.

Buttons

Brittany: I have no idea what you said.

Me: I said, 'I have no idea if I'm doing this block quote right.'

Brittany: Yeah ... I heard, 'I have no idea iminodiglblswoi.'

#missingsound #comp II paper fiascos #sin-ecdoche

There are no bisexual booze bears. It's bisexual booze kitty.

Avery

"She scared a boner into a man."

#dungeons and dragons

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Having a hug circle for Sam masturbating for the first time!

-Brittany pulls out the Hitachi-

Sam: Holy shit!

Buttons: Sam, why are you sitting in our sink?

Sam: Because it's comfortable.

Buttons: I don't know when the last time we cleaned that was.

Buttons: What's that package doing there?

Avery: Oh, that's Liv's new vibrator.

Buttons: Oh okay.

If Buttons and Judd ever had a kid, I would kill myself.

Avery

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Sam: Is she at the bar?

Avery: I wish i was at the bar

Avery: Did we get a British guy to play Lincoln?

Buttons: Yea

Avery: Goddamnit! America you had one job!

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