Beatrice ‘Bedge’ Hedge

That one sibling who’s way past the point of no return.

Will we meet again in the next life? I sure hope not.

Kin oc slop everyone enjoy

Gore under the cut

That one sibling who’s way past the point of no return.

Act your fuckin’ age for once.

I Am Running For Mayor of Cloago 20012 - AMA

Hello Reddit, Billious Bojangles Esq. here. We all know this election season is shaping up to be a storm, and I'm here to provide some clarity in the blizzard. I'm proud and excited to serve this community, so let's get a discussion going! Feel free to ask me anything about my policies, which include:

- Oligarchial leadership

- Adding 10 more steps to the bill approval process

- Mass vampire breeding programs

- Increase efficiency in the rock quarries with nuclear detonation

- Replace Old McMurray with a robot. We don't need him anymore

- Introducing a 1% value denomination of greebles (I'm calling it eebles)

- Destroy all libraries to protect our children from harmful information

- Visiting foreigners must be painted purple for the duration of their stay for easy identification

Let's get started! I hope to earn your vote this upcoming season, Ozzimandius!

I Am Running For Mayor of Cloago 20012 - AMA

Hello Reddit, Billious Bojangles Esq. here. We all know this election season is shaping up to be a storm, and I'm here to provide some clarity in the blizzard. I'm proud and excited to serve this community, so let's get a discussion going! Feel free to ask me anything about my policies, which include:

- Oligarchial leadership

- Adding 10 more steps to the bill approval process

- Mass vampire breeding programs

- Increase efficiency in the rock quarries with nuclear detonation

- Replace Old McMurray with a robot. We don't need him anymore

- Introducing a 1% value denomination of greebles (I'm calling it eebles)

- Destroy all libraries to protect our children from harmful information

- Visiting foreigners must be painted purple for the duration of their stay for easy identification

Let's get started! I hope to earn your vote this upcoming season, Ozzimandius!