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I Am Running For Mayor of Cloago 20012 - AMA

Hello Reddit, Billious Bojangles Esq. here. We all know this election season is shaping up to be a storm, and I'm here to provide some clarity in the blizzard. I'm proud and excited to serve this community, so let's get a discussion going! Feel free to ask me anything about my policies, which include:

- Oligarchial leadership

- Adding 10 more steps to the bill approval process

- Mass vampire breeding programs

- Increase efficiency in the rock quarries with nuclear detonation

- Replace Old McMurray with a robot. We don't need him anymore

- Introducing a 1% value denomination of greebles (I'm calling it eebles)

- Destroy all libraries to protect our children from harmful information

- Visiting foreigners must be painted purple for the duration of their stay for easy identification

Let's get started! I hope to earn your vote this upcoming season, Ozzimandius!

Two more chuds from my sci-fi dnd campaign ones a human cyborg communist with really bad hair dye (Bennie)

and the other is an aeons old but profoundly pathetic neutron star inhabiting organism stuffed into a metal suit for science (Stelline)