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Oooh it’s time for Muffins Mondays! Today our resident summoning root explains how he summons the beasts here at TBP ✨ Up on our Patreon for $4 tier + up!

It’s really cold outside. Too cold for even the bravest of rootlings. But… the sun was out so bright that Ashleaf was very determined to sun herself by the back door. Seeing this, Speck promptly joined. Both ladies would like to get a bit more color, you see, before the Spring sundress season. =)

Mothman!

Your a moth and a man

I said

MOTHMAN

MOTHMAN!

your pretty wings are so soft

when you 

flap

against

my

There’s no need for a frown

I said

MOTHMAN

Put that man on the ground

He’s so

FRIGHTENED

So high up in the air

Won’t you

Please

Put

Him

Down

M

O

T

H

THE MAN WHO’S ALSO A

M

O

T

I’m adding cacti and garlic back into the pool of gardenfolk grab bags on Sunday! The shop will be restocked at 1pm est 🌵 Grab bags are $60 + shipping

Morley absolutely agrees with Speck that leaf jewelry should be a thing, and wholeheartedly supports this emerging fashion trend among today’s modern accessorizing mandrake community. Here she is sporting a silver, amethyst, rose quartz, and crystal quartz leaf (and in her case, also bulb) adornment that her human friend made… well, for herself as a bracelet, but Morley has excitedly absconded with it for this occasion. Her favorite color is purple, and she thinks she looks so beautiful right now. She excitedly requested a fashion shoot among the soft, green geranium leaves in her human’s house.

I want to ask though, while I’m here, I want to have a clothing update soon because it was requested by a Cool Peep™

If you’re the owner of a mandrake or similarly-bodied beast, what kind of clothes/accessories would you like for them? Cloaks? Tunics? Elastic-waist breeches? Please let me know! I was going to try and have one this weekend but I forgot I’m traveling to the coast on Sunday.. so probably Wednesday at the earliest.