The BBC has messed my head

#my favorite part of this is the ambiguity #did the Protective Dad Instinct™ kick in? #does he actually want to test peter’s theory? #who knows (via  knightinironarmor)

a shallow and pretentious male narrator whos supposed to fall in love with a manic pixie girl takes a wrong turn, and bumps into another shallow and pretentious male narrator, they fall in love instead

fight club

My favorite Gordon Ramsay moment is when his food was too slow so he took a jog and then fell asleep

How do people not get obsessed with musicals? Like you watch a musical and then just go about with your life? It doesn’t consume your every waking moment? You don’t know every version of the cast, every word to every song, who sings and who says what? You don’t have posters and playbills and people you know don’t hate the musical because it’s not all you ever talk about? Sounds fake.

Calm down jojo

Thats gotta be the sickest burn ive ever read holy fuck

First they found Nemo, then they found Dory and now in Pixars latest blockbuster hit, Nemo and pals go travelling to Thailand to find themselves.