Batman: “…and with that, I’d like to turn the discussion back to Superman, who is required to give mission approval alongside Diana and myself.”

Superman, who zoned out 14 minutes ago and forgot about his Midwestern accent: “yeah, no. yeah. I mean yeah. Yeah no, yeah.”

“It’s good luck to spill a little with martinis.” — said right before spilling his entire cosmo in Lex Luthor’s lap

“Can I take this for my son?” — said about anything, including crime scene evidence, but said so charmingly that 80% of people just let him take whatever he’s holding

“Sorry I’m on the Bluetooth.” — said while gesturing to an ear that definitely does not have an earpiece, usually mid-conversation at a party