Bruce is smart. He's the world's greatest detective, he's far from dumb but give me a Bruce who says stupid shit or does silly things. Bruce who lets his brain turn off when exhausted and just falls into factory settings. Bruce who puts the milk carton into the microwave. Bruce who is totally prepared for the wrong meeting at work. Bruce who Bruce who goes to work with two belts on or puts his trousers over his pyjama bottoms. Bruce who when asked about his son Richard, actually blinks and goes 'who?' only to remember 'oh yeah, you mean Dick, yeah he's OK'. Let Bruce be human. Let his big brain have a nap once and a while.

Me, pointing to the mirror: Do NOT become The Joker about this. This isn’t even a Condiment King situation.

He has that sadness in his eyes you only see in eastern European gay porn