A bitch

My mentor told me that the grass isn’t greener on the other side, but where you water it. The only difference between their yard and your yard is that they tend it instead of envying another’s.

That’s so sweet, and I had no idea it was okay for non-Jews to ever wear a kippah.

In solidarity it’s welcome by many Jews, and in a synagogue it may be expected (at least of men). Myself and all the other Jews I see reblogging this are very excited about Jewish/Muslim solidarity like this! (:

Why is this so well rendered?

I’m fucking speechless

this is what anxiety is like

To remember how many meters there are in a kilometre you just remember “1000” because the system of measurement in the rest of the world wasn’t invented by a drunk mathematician rolling dice.

you might like getting choked but sea turtles don’t so keep your FUCKIN plastic out of the ocean.

It was really pretty much impossible to tell where this post was going at first

This sounds like a man on cocaine

Fammmm

The one dude headbanging in support has me in tears

Wow who made this

This bumps 🔥🔥

THIS IS REALLY FIRE

Narcissus wrote this

I refuse to believe Narcissus could read.

i’ve been thinking about this response for the better part of 2 hours and it hasn’t gotten less hysterically funny to me

i thought you said rick riordan himself stood up in the theater, pointed at the screen and then continued to inform the entire theater that bast was infact an egyptian god