je suis sick of this shit

moi fucking too

énorme mood

I don’t trust the media, too many acronyms.  what does cnn stand for?  literally no one knows the answer

cable news network

could be.  literally no one knows

you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time

Equally good variant: when the character says smth like “what’s the worse that could happen?” and it cuts to a scene where it’s so much worse than what they imagined

theres a special place in my heart for the dignity laugh

This is the first 100% pure and good post I’ve seen on this hellsite in years

I always called that last one the ‘O-hime laugh’

Someone: you should come to this party! Me: I have an exam in 2 months

not to sound like a commie or anything but I hate how it costs money to be alive

If you wanna date a milf you gotta play the long game fellas

It amazes me that I can accurately type at top speed without looking at my keyboard but still pour water down my shirt ‘cause I missed my mouth in general.

@saltyauntyoonji ?😂😘

I don't think I have ever picked up a pair of tongs without clicking them together a couple of times.

Gotta make sure they work

channel your inner crab