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- witnessed her parents die at 10 years old and spent days hiding under her bed waiting for the second bomb to go off 

- grew up with only her brother in an impoverished and war-torn country

- spent years being experimented on by literal Nazis (she’s also Romani)

- was manipulated by an evil A1 that wanted to destroy humankind

- lost her twin brother in her early twenties and was immediately whisked off to a foreign country with strangers

- tried to become a better person but was globally labeled a terrorist after she tried to stop an actual terrorist

- was referred to as a weapon rather than a human being

- was locked up in a straightjacket and a shock collar in an underwater prison without having ever been put through a legal trial just because she didn’t sign a document taking away all her rights as a human being

- had to go on the run for several years after being broken out of said illegal prison

- had to kill her own boyfriend in order to save the universe

- had to watch as a genocidal maniac brought her boyfriend back to life just to kill him again

- found out that people were dissembling her boyfriend’s body to study it and use it to make weapons FIVE YEARS AFTER HIS DEATH

- was once again considered a terrorist after she noped away with his body and locked herself in her own alternate reality where she could find some semblance of happiness

- was targeted with a drone strike in front of her own children and then told that it was “just a precaution” when she confronted the person who ordered the attack - a person who knew she watched her parents be killed by a similar missile

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Rutger Bregman is the Dutch historian who became a global sensation after an appearance at this year’s Davos summit, where he accused attending billionaires of ignoring taxation. Now he has created another viral moment in an extremely uncomfortable interview with Fox News’s Tucker Carlson.

Bregman so riled Carson with his accusations of hypocrisy, critiques of Fox’s conservative agenda, and attacks on Donald Trump that the TV host called him a “moron” and angrily told him: “Go fuck yourself.”

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