unsentimental driving around

Bruh this blew my other eyes clean open

I wish someone had told me this when I was little.

gorillaz are fucking crazy cuz theyre just like these fucking british vocaloids and theyre an established enough presence that they can just be like “ello jack black? ello grace jones? u fancy bein in our song? that we’re going to post on our yewchube?” and the real life jack black and grace jones will go “abso-fucking-lutely 2d.”

You cannot get mad at your significant other for expressing what upsets them. You can’t. Even if it isn’t deep to you, it may be a serious matter to them. They’re upset for a reason. Genuine consideration is key.

it IS a phase, mom

show me a permanent state of the self, mom

how do people have consistent fun at parties . like don’t they get hit with periodic waves of debilitating melancholy and subsequently need to sit outside and think abt how they’re going 2 die alone . or is that just me and the guy from the National

Coke

why do we let mediocre white men thrive? Why?

i want yall to know that this post was inspired by adam sandler

do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”