Things Theatre Professors Say

Anybody into gambling?

I will live in eternal damnation—with Voldemort.

Knowledge knowledge knowledge sass sass sass

The climax has been building in measure three. I don't like that kind of sex.

Faces are just holes in your skin, your flesh masks.

But what significance do the farts have?

You can show naked, violent people all day long.

I don't mean like an ordinary bitch, I mean like a frigid bitch.

Do I ever talk about anything but sex?

Remember, every word is like she's licking your body.

That’s half an hour to get our poop in a group.

So these are all things I might do with my giant bowtie.

It's a very strange bed that they're in together... is very greasy and bubbly.

It's not like polar bears who are sad and going through life changes.

You are right, but I am here for cat pictures.

I can't do my laundry without having a theoretical framework.

This is where the kiddie pool with jello will go.