Theaski

One of these days my cheap Spencer's vibrator is gonna blow up like a recalled Tesla and it'll be over for me

Some of y'all need to put the thesaurus down

I just got diagnosed with being full of shit

(frothing at the mouth) who want me

Had a dream that Amanda Gooden was bisexual

I'm the guy who thinks the stripper likes him but for escape rooms

Every time a cishet white woman writes a yaoi set in Japan, an angel loses its foreskin.

Die old and leave a withering mass of decrepit flesh

Always a bridesmaid, never the bird shitting on the bride.