sometimes you dont eat fruit for awhile and then you eat some fruit and you're like oh fuck its fruit

whoever invented beds was a fucking genius im just all cozied up in here like u don't even know how cozy i am

#i am undiagnosing myself with 'adhd' and rediagnosing myself with 'cursed by wizard'

every day I wake up and it’s fucking january

capitalism you raggedy bitch i hate you

This post goes around Tumblr every year, and it’s always true. There’s never been an uneventful or boring January.

Tumblr is always dead on the holidays because you’re all afraid to open the app around your families. Stop being a coward and reblog that anal gif

adulthood is all about fighting for your life to meet up with your friends at a scheduled time