Undead Blog

fuck that year, I need everyone to hit the showers

hitting the showers for like, decontamination purposes. you've done nothing wrong, you actually did something amazing making it through this year. which is why we should hit the showers as soon as possible. been a disgusting year

sometimes i be saying im gonna go to bed and then i dont go to bed. frequently in fact. this is because i have the heart of an optimist and the soul of a liar

UÉ?

the cool s, the crudely drawn penis, and the among us crewmate are in a beautiful poly relationship on the inner door of the bathroom stall

do not go gentle into that good night

be a bit of a bitch about it

Congrats if you survived this year because what the fuck was that

To me in 2016: if youre still on this website, fuck you but i understand

girl youre not gonna believe this

affirmations for bus drivers: i am sexy and necessary for society to function 💞 ten minutes is not that late 💞 i can fit through that gap 💞 the passengers don’t need to sit down before i blast away from the bus stop 💞 i can take this turn as fast as i want 💞 twenty minutes is not that late 💞 everyone on this bus desires me carnally 💞 thirty minutes is not that late 💞

some people’s new years resolution needs to be to stop going out in public while horribly sick with infectious diseases

i see this post is going around again.. sort of like a bunch of infectious diseases i could name