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@theapollodude
“Practice makes perfect.
Ha, ha, ha, I don’t think so.”
“Ignore my sobbing.”
- Apollo, Trials of Apollo
~~~
yes it’s a roleplay account for the percy jackson version AND epic the musical of apollo are you stupid or something
this is short
bye
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DO YOU KNOW ANY LESTER RPERS???? I fear I am reaching critical levels of The Character In Brain disease
i know these ones but idk if they're active anymore😔 @sundriving-glittery-wetcat @theapollodude
can confirm I am active now
just a reminder that i exist lmao
- @theapollodude (lester you dummy)
don’t pee your pants again PLEASE.
STOP EXPOSING ME MY KID JUST CALLED ME A LOSER DONT PROVE THEM RIGHT SKSHWOBUIAUIBABIHLABJIANJKNKJA KJ
cause..you are a loser.
i hate you Meg
just a reminder that i exist lmao
- @theapollodude (lester you dummy)
don’t pee your pants again PLEASE.
STOP EXPOSING ME MY KID JUST CALLED ME A LOSER DONT PROVE THEM RIGHT SKSHWOBUIAUIBABIHLABJIANJKNKJA KJ
"Dad quick, catch!"
[throws a glass bottle at him]
— Blaze, child of Apollo aka @chaotic-child-of-apollo
WHAT
"HA LOSERR"
PLEASE STOP WHY DO ALL OF MY KIDS CALL ME THAT
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"Dad quick, catch!"
[throws a glass bottle at him]
— Blaze, child of Apollo aka @chaotic-child-of-apollo
WHAT
“Can I beat your ass again pleeeassseee!! :3”
- @ithacas-prince
NONONONNONOONONONONONNNNOONOONONON
TELEMACHUS NO
“What’s that? I hear a yesss.”
PLEASE DO NOT BEAT MY CLOACA MAXIMUS TELEMACHUS I WILL BE CALLING YOUR FATHER
“….”
“Okay!” He proceeds to grab Apollo.
“HAHA LOSER!!”
Insert the most brutal jumping on a god you have ever seen.
“For the god of healing, you’re pretty bad at this.”
I HATE YOU
bones cease to exist
“WOMP. FUCKING. WOMP.” He stomps on him.
“Bet you feel like you’re in your mortal body again, huh?”
ODNTY YUO DARE BRINGa LESTER FUcKUNG PAPSIdoOULOS INTO TIHIS
“LESTER PAPADOPOULOS CAN GO-“ [redacted]
HAHA
He blinks, still beating the god. “Hello small child.”
DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE MEG
squirms away from telemachus
“Uppercut him, NOW.”
“BET!”
I HATE YOU ALL
combusts into light and appears like 2 feet away aw SHI-
“HA!”
AUGH I WANT TO DIE SO BADLY
“Ahem. Discus, laurel, bathtub.”
"Telemachus- what, whatcha doing with my uncle??"
“Nothing!!”
“A lot.”
“you’re next.”
“Oh.”
"Telemachus. Do I have to go tell mom??"
*slow turn to Athena*
"do I have to go tell dad or grandpa about you??"
“Mom knows.”
“I’m fine with your dad but please definitely not Zeus.”
“coughlightningcough.”
"fine do I have to tell Dad??"
*looking back at Athena*
"I can call my mom back down here if you don't want Zeus-"
“Depends on which version, one’s fine with it. Dunno about the others.”
“I’m fine with her just don’t bring father.”
can I please die now
“Sure.” He pulls out a gun.
I am IMMORTAL. That was rhetorical..
“…”
“Pow pow,”
Weehawken, Dawn, guns, drawn.
You’re on.
“I have the honor- what are we even doing.”
Speaking of, why am I here? I also have this splitting headache, and a strange hatred for frisbees.
“You rose from the dead.”
More like I HYACINTHED from the dead.
puts cool sunshades on
“Why.” He murmured.
“Also why do you have sunshades, you don’t want to see Apollo??”
he immediately ripped them off
Apollo WHERE.
“The insanely beat up guy.”
APOLLO I WANT A DIVORCE.
GASP!!!
WE WERENT EVER MARRIED BUT HONEY WHY
EVEN LOUDER GASP!!
WELL WE SHOULD’VE BEEN
GASPPP
YOU DIED BEFORE WE GOT THE CHANCE
GASPP
WILL YOU MARRY ME THEN
“OH MY GODS.”
wipes tear
YES
“How emotional.”
WEDDING, NOW. TELEMACHUS, YOU’RE HELPING ME.
“Can I beat your ass again pleeeassseee!! :3”
- @ithacas-prince
NONONONNONOONONONONONNNNOONOONONON
TELEMACHUS NO
“What’s that? I hear a yesss.”
PLEASE DO NOT BEAT MY CLOACA MAXIMUS TELEMACHUS I WILL BE CALLING YOUR FATHER
“….”
“Okay!” He proceeds to grab Apollo.
“HAHA LOSER!!”
Insert the most brutal jumping on a god you have ever seen.
“For the god of healing, you’re pretty bad at this.”
I HATE YOU
bones cease to exist
“WOMP. FUCKING. WOMP.” He stomps on him.
“Bet you feel like you’re in your mortal body again, huh?”
ODNTY YUO DARE BRINGa LESTER FUcKUNG PAPSIdoOULOS INTO TIHIS
“LESTER PAPADOPOULOS CAN GO-“ [redacted]
HAHA
He blinks, still beating the god. “Hello small child.”
DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE MEG
squirms away from telemachus
“Uppercut him, NOW.”
“BET!”
I HATE YOU ALL
combusts into light and appears like 2 feet away aw SHI-
“HA!”
AUGH I WANT TO DIE SO BADLY
“Ahem. Discus, laurel, bathtub.”
"Telemachus- what, whatcha doing with my uncle??"
“Nothing!!”
“A lot.”
“you’re next.”
“Oh.”
"Telemachus. Do I have to go tell mom??"
*slow turn to Athena*
"do I have to go tell dad or grandpa about you??"
“Mom knows.”
“I’m fine with your dad but please definitely not Zeus.”
“coughlightningcough.”
"fine do I have to tell Dad??"
*looking back at Athena*
"I can call my mom back down here if you don't want Zeus-"
“Depends on which version, one’s fine with it. Dunno about the others.”
“I’m fine with her just don’t bring father.”
can I please die now
“Sure.” He pulls out a gun.
I am IMMORTAL. That was rhetorical..
“…”
“Pow pow,”
Weehawken, Dawn, guns, drawn.
You’re on.
“I have the honor- what are we even doing.”
Speaking of, why am I here? I also have this splitting headache, and a strange hatred for frisbees.
“You rose from the dead.”
More like I HYACINTHED from the dead.
puts cool sunshades on
“Why.” He murmured.
“Also why do you have sunshades, you don’t want to see Apollo??”
he immediately ripped them off
Apollo WHERE.
“The insanely beat up guy.”
APOLLO I WANT A DIVORCE.
GASP!!!
WE WERENT EVER MARRIED BUT HONEY WHY
EVEN LOUDER GASP!!
WELL WE SHOULD’VE BEEN
GASPPP
YOU DIED BEFORE WE GOT THE CHANCE
GASPP
WILL YOU MARRY ME THEN
“OH MY GODS.”
wipes tear
YES
“Can I beat your ass again pleeeassseee!! :3”
- @ithacas-prince
NONONONNONOONONONONONNNNOONOONONON
TELEMACHUS NO
“What’s that? I hear a yesss.”
PLEASE DO NOT BEAT MY CLOACA MAXIMUS TELEMACHUS I WILL BE CALLING YOUR FATHER
“….”
“Okay!” He proceeds to grab Apollo.
“HAHA LOSER!!”
Insert the most brutal jumping on a god you have ever seen.
“For the god of healing, you’re pretty bad at this.”
I HATE YOU
bones cease to exist
“WOMP. FUCKING. WOMP.” He stomps on him.
“Bet you feel like you’re in your mortal body again, huh?”
ODNTY YUO DARE BRINGa LESTER FUcKUNG PAPSIdoOULOS INTO TIHIS
“LESTER PAPADOPOULOS CAN GO-“ [redacted]
HAHA
He blinks, still beating the god. “Hello small child.”
DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE MEG
squirms away from telemachus
“Uppercut him, NOW.”
“BET!”
I HATE YOU ALL
combusts into light and appears like 2 feet away aw SHI-
“HA!”
AUGH I WANT TO DIE SO BADLY
“Ahem. Discus, laurel, bathtub.”
"Telemachus- what, whatcha doing with my uncle??"
“Nothing!!”
“A lot.”
“you’re next.”
“Oh.”
"Telemachus. Do I have to go tell mom??"
*slow turn to Athena*
"do I have to go tell dad or grandpa about you??"
“Mom knows.”
“I’m fine with your dad but please definitely not Zeus.”
“coughlightningcough.”
"fine do I have to tell Dad??"
*looking back at Athena*
"I can call my mom back down here if you don't want Zeus-"
“Depends on which version, one’s fine with it. Dunno about the others.”
“I’m fine with her just don’t bring father.”
can I please die now
“Sure.” He pulls out a gun.
I am IMMORTAL. That was rhetorical..
“…”
“Pow pow,”
Weehawken, Dawn, guns, drawn.
You’re on.
“I have the honor- what are we even doing.”
Speaking of, why am I here? I also have this splitting headache, and a strange hatred for frisbees.
“You rose from the dead.”
More like I HYACINTHED from the dead.
puts cool sunshades on
“Why.” He murmured.
“Also why do you have sunshades, you don’t want to see Apollo??”
he immediately ripped them off
Apollo WHERE.
“The insanely beat up guy.”
APOLLO I WANT A DIVORCE.
GASP!!!
WE WERENT EVER MARRIED BUT HONEY WHY
EVEN LOUDER GASP!!
WELL WE SHOULD’VE BEEN
GASPPP
YOU DIED BEFORE WE GOT THE CHANCE
GASPP
WILL YOU MARRY ME THEN
WHAT THE LIVING FJCKK YES
“Can I beat your ass again pleeeassseee!! :3”
- @ithacas-prince
NONONONNONOONONONONONNNNOONOONONON
TELEMACHUS NO
“What’s that? I hear a yesss.”
PLEASE DO NOT BEAT MY CLOACA MAXIMUS TELEMACHUS I WILL BE CALLING YOUR FATHER
“….”
“Okay!” He proceeds to grab Apollo.
“HAHA LOSER!!”
Insert the most brutal jumping on a god you have ever seen.
“For the god of healing, you’re pretty bad at this.”
I HATE YOU
bones cease to exist
“WOMP. FUCKING. WOMP.” He stomps on him.
“Bet you feel like you’re in your mortal body again, huh?”
ODNTY YUO DARE BRINGa LESTER FUcKUNG PAPSIdoOULOS INTO TIHIS
“LESTER PAPADOPOULOS CAN GO-“ [redacted]
HAHA
He blinks, still beating the god. “Hello small child.”
DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE MEG
squirms away from telemachus
“Uppercut him, NOW.”
“BET!”
I HATE YOU ALL
combusts into light and appears like 2 feet away aw SHI-
“HA!”
AUGH I WANT TO DIE SO BADLY
“Ahem. Discus, laurel, bathtub.”
"Telemachus- what, whatcha doing with my uncle??"
“Nothing!!”
“A lot.”
“you’re next.”
“Oh.”
"Telemachus. Do I have to go tell mom??"
*slow turn to Athena*
"do I have to go tell dad or grandpa about you??"
“Mom knows.”
“I’m fine with your dad but please definitely not Zeus.”
“coughlightningcough.”
"fine do I have to tell Dad??"
*looking back at Athena*
"I can call my mom back down here if you don't want Zeus-"
“Depends on which version, one’s fine with it. Dunno about the others.”
“I’m fine with her just don’t bring father.”
can I please die now
“Sure.” He pulls out a gun.
I am IMMORTAL. That was rhetorical..
“…”
“Pow pow,”
Weehawken, Dawn, guns, drawn.
You’re on.
“I have the honor- what are we even doing.”
Speaking of, why am I here? I also have this splitting headache, and a strange hatred for frisbees.
“You rose from the dead.”
More like I HYACINTHED from the dead.
puts cool sunshades on
“Why.” He murmured.
“Also why do you have sunshades, you don’t want to see Apollo??”
he immediately ripped them off
Apollo WHERE.
“The insanely beat up guy.”
APOLLO I WANT A DIVORCE.
GASP!!!
WE WERENT EVER MARRIED BUT HONEY WHY
EVEN LOUDER GASP!!
WELL WE SHOULD’VE BEEN
GASPPP
YOU DIED BEFORE WE GOT THE CHANCE
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“Can I beat your ass again pleeeassseee!! :3”
- @ithacas-prince
NONONONNONOONONONONONNNNOONOONONON
TELEMACHUS NO
“What’s that? I hear a yesss.”
PLEASE DO NOT BEAT MY CLOACA MAXIMUS TELEMACHUS I WILL BE CALLING YOUR FATHER
“….”
“Okay!” He proceeds to grab Apollo.
“HAHA LOSER!!”
Insert the most brutal jumping on a god you have ever seen.
“For the god of healing, you’re pretty bad at this.”
I HATE YOU
bones cease to exist
“WOMP. FUCKING. WOMP.” He stomps on him.
“Bet you feel like you’re in your mortal body again, huh?”
ODNTY YUO DARE BRINGa LESTER FUcKUNG PAPSIdoOULOS INTO TIHIS
“LESTER PAPADOPOULOS CAN GO-“ [redacted]
HAHA
He blinks, still beating the god. “Hello small child.”
DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE MEG
squirms away from telemachus
“Uppercut him, NOW.”
“BET!”
I HATE YOU ALL
combusts into light and appears like 2 feet away aw SHI-
“HA!”
AUGH I WANT TO DIE SO BADLY
“Ahem. Discus, laurel, bathtub.”
"Telemachus- what, whatcha doing with my uncle??"
“Nothing!!”
“A lot.”
“you’re next.”
“Oh.”
"Telemachus. Do I have to go tell mom??"
*slow turn to Athena*
"do I have to go tell dad or grandpa about you??"
“Mom knows.”
“I’m fine with your dad but please definitely not Zeus.”
“coughlightningcough.”
"fine do I have to tell Dad??"
*looking back at Athena*
"I can call my mom back down here if you don't want Zeus-"
“Depends on which version, one’s fine with it. Dunno about the others.”
“I’m fine with her just don’t bring father.”
can I please die now
“Sure.” He pulls out a gun.
I am IMMORTAL. That was rhetorical..
“…”
“Pow pow,”
Weehawken, Dawn, guns, drawn.
You’re on.
“I have the honor- what are we even doing.”
Speaking of, why am I here? I also have this splitting headache, and a strange hatred for frisbees.
“You rose from the dead.”
More like I HYACINTHED from the dead.
puts cool sunshades on
“Why.” He murmured.
“Also why do you have sunshades, you don’t want to see Apollo??”
he immediately ripped them off
Apollo WHERE.
“The insanely beat up guy.”
APOLLO I WANT A DIVORCE.
GASP!!!
WE WERENT EVER MARRIED BUT HONEY WHY
“Can I beat your ass again pleeeassseee!! :3”
- @ithacas-prince
NONONONNONOONONONONONNNNOONOONONON
TELEMACHUS NO
“What’s that? I hear a yesss.”
PLEASE DO NOT BEAT MY CLOACA MAXIMUS TELEMACHUS I WILL BE CALLING YOUR FATHER
“….”
“Okay!” He proceeds to grab Apollo.
“HAHA LOSER!!”
Insert the most brutal jumping on a god you have ever seen.
“For the god of healing, you’re pretty bad at this.”
I HATE YOU
bones cease to exist
“WOMP. FUCKING. WOMP.” He stomps on him.
“Bet you feel like you’re in your mortal body again, huh?”
ODNTY YUO DARE BRINGa LESTER FUcKUNG PAPSIdoOULOS INTO TIHIS
“LESTER PAPADOPOULOS CAN GO-“ [redacted]
HAHA
He blinks, still beating the god. “Hello small child.”
DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE MEG
squirms away from telemachus
“Uppercut him, NOW.”
“BET!”
I HATE YOU ALL
combusts into light and appears like 2 feet away aw SHI-
“HA!”
AUGH I WANT TO DIE SO BADLY
“Ahem. Discus, laurel, bathtub.”
"Telemachus- what, whatcha doing with my uncle??"
“Nothing!!”
“A lot.”
“you’re next.”
“Oh.”
PLEASE STOP NOT THE BATHTUB— NOT THE DISCUS.. NOT THE LAURELS..
He pulls out a hyacinth.
“THIS YOUR BOYFRIEND??”
SOBBING
YOU KNOW THE RULES. AND SO DO I. SAY GOODBYE.
prepare to be smitten
smoted
smote
smite
smited
whatever
“alright. First death, I guess.”
burnt telemachus on the ground like those stupid cartoon characters
He’s fucking dead. He’s dead now.
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY SON
“He’s fucking dead, Odysseus.”
I lost a son before. His name was Philip.
“Get over it.”
IT WAS TWO WEEKS AGO!
IT WAS 218 YEARS AGO.
“also I gave Eacker the guns.”
“Me.”
You.
raises pistol at the sky
“wAITTT-“
pow
Damn okay there goes another one.
I broke his arm for you :)
[ARIS]
Never in my life have I been so happy. But, Ody’s probably gonna figure out a way to mess me up real bad.
Just call your sirens back.. or zeus..
We dont say Zeus’s name in this household. I’m shocked that even I said it.
“Can I beat your ass again pleeeassseee!! :3”
- @ithacas-prince
NONONONNONOONONONONONNNNOONOONONON
TELEMACHUS NO
“What’s that? I hear a yesss.”
PLEASE DO NOT BEAT MY CLOACA MAXIMUS TELEMACHUS I WILL BE CALLING YOUR FATHER
“….”
“Okay!” He proceeds to grab Apollo.
“HAHA LOSER!!”
Insert the most brutal jumping on a god you have ever seen.
“For the god of healing, you’re pretty bad at this.”
I HATE YOU
bones cease to exist
“WOMP. FUCKING. WOMP.” He stomps on him.
“Bet you feel like you’re in your mortal body again, huh?”
ODNTY YUO DARE BRINGa LESTER FUcKUNG PAPSIdoOULOS INTO TIHIS
“LESTER PAPADOPOULOS CAN GO-“ [redacted]
HAHA
He blinks, still beating the god. “Hello small child.”
DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE MEG
squirms away from telemachus
“Uppercut him, NOW.”
“BET!”
I HATE YOU ALL
combusts into light and appears like 2 feet away aw SHI-
“HA!”
AUGH I WANT TO DIE SO BADLY
“Ahem. Discus, laurel, bathtub.”
"Telemachus- what, whatcha doing with my uncle??"
“Nothing!!”
“A lot.”
“you’re next.”
“Oh.”
PLEASE STOP NOT THE BATHTUB— NOT THE DISCUS.. NOT THE LAURELS..
He pulls out a hyacinth.
“THIS YOUR BOYFRIEND??”
SOBBING
YOU KNOW THE RULES. AND SO DO I. SAY GOODBYE.
prepare to be smitten
smoted
smote
smite
smited
whatever
“alright. First death, I guess.”
burnt telemachus on the ground like those stupid cartoon characters
I broke his arm for you :)
[ARIS]
Never in my life have I been so happy. But, Ody’s probably gonna figure out a way to mess me up real bad.
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“Can I beat your ass again pleeeassseee!! :3”
- @ithacas-prince
NONONONNONOONONONONONNNNOONOONONON
TELEMACHUS NO
“What’s that? I hear a yesss.”
PLEASE DO NOT BEAT MY CLOACA MAXIMUS TELEMACHUS I WILL BE CALLING YOUR FATHER
“….”
“Okay!” He proceeds to grab Apollo.
“HAHA LOSER!!”
Insert the most brutal jumping on a god you have ever seen.
“For the god of healing, you’re pretty bad at this.”
I HATE YOU
bones cease to exist
“WOMP. FUCKING. WOMP.” He stomps on him.
“Bet you feel like you’re in your mortal body again, huh?”
ODNTY YUO DARE BRINGa LESTER FUcKUNG PAPSIdoOULOS INTO TIHIS
“LESTER PAPADOPOULOS CAN GO-“ [redacted]
HAHA
He blinks, still beating the god. “Hello small child.”
DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE MEG
squirms away from telemachus
“Uppercut him, NOW.”
“BET!”
I HATE YOU ALL
combusts into light and appears like 2 feet away aw SHI-
“HA!”
AUGH I WANT TO DIE SO BADLY
“Ahem. Discus, laurel, bathtub.”
"Telemachus- what, whatcha doing with my uncle??"
“Nothing!!”
“A lot.”
“you’re next.”
“Oh.”
PLEASE STOP NOT THE BATHTUB— NOT THE DISCUS.. NOT THE LAURELS..
He pulls out a hyacinth.
“THIS YOUR BOYFRIEND??”
SOBBING
YOU KNOW THE RULES. AND SO DO I. SAY GOODBYE.
prepare to be smitten
smoted
smote
smite
smited
whatever
“Can I beat your ass again pleeeassseee!! :3”
- @ithacas-prince
NONONONNONOONONONONONNNNOONOONONON
TELEMACHUS NO
“What’s that? I hear a yesss.”
PLEASE DO NOT BEAT MY CLOACA MAXIMUS TELEMACHUS I WILL BE CALLING YOUR FATHER
“….”
“Okay!” He proceeds to grab Apollo.
“HAHA LOSER!!”
Insert the most brutal jumping on a god you have ever seen.
“For the god of healing, you’re pretty bad at this.”
I HATE YOU
bones cease to exist
“WOMP. FUCKING. WOMP.” He stomps on him.
“Bet you feel like you’re in your mortal body again, huh?”
ODNTY YUO DARE BRINGa LESTER FUcKUNG PAPSIdoOULOS INTO TIHIS
“LESTER PAPADOPOULOS CAN GO-“ [redacted]
HAHA
He blinks, still beating the god. “Hello small child.”
DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE MEG
squirms away from telemachus
“Uppercut him, NOW.”
“BET!”
I HATE YOU ALL
combusts into light and appears like 2 feet away aw SHI-
“HA!”
AUGH I WANT TO DIE SO BADLY
“Ahem. Discus, laurel, bathtub.”
"Telemachus- what, whatcha doing with my uncle??"
“Nothing!!”
“A lot.”
“you’re next.”
“Oh.”
"Telemachus. Do I have to go tell mom??"
*slow turn to Athena*
"do I have to go tell dad or grandpa about you??"
“Mom knows.”
“I’m fine with your dad but please definitely not Zeus.”
“coughlightningcough.”
"fine do I have to tell Dad??"
*looking back at Athena*
"I can call my mom back down here if you don't want Zeus-"
“Depends on which version, one’s fine with it. Dunno about the others.”
“I’m fine with her just don’t bring father.”
can I please die now
“Sure.” He pulls out a gun.
I am IMMORTAL. That was rhetorical..
