Hyacinthus

“What’s that? I hear a yesss.”

PLEASE DO NOT BEAT MY CLOACA MAXIMUS TELEMACHUS I WILL BE CALLING YOUR FATHER

“HAHA LOSER!!”

ODNTY YUO DARE BRINGa LESTER FUcKUNG PAPSIdoOULOS INTO TIHIS

“LESTER PAPADOPOULOS CAN GO-“ [redacted]

HAHA

He blinks, still beating the god. “Hello small child.”

“HA!”

AUGH I WANT TO DIE SO BADLY

“Ahem. Discus, laurel, bathtub.”

"Telemachus- what, whatcha doing with my uncle??"

can I please die now

“Sure.” He pulls out a gun.

I am IMMORTAL. That was rhetorical..

“I have the honor- what are we even doing.”

Speaking of, why am I here? I also have this splitting headache, and a strange hatred for frisbees.

“You rose from the dead.”

“The insanely beat up guy.”

APOLLO I WANT A DIVORCE.

GASP!!!

WE WERENT EVER MARRIED BUT HONEY WHY

EVEN LOUDER GASP!!

WELL WE SHOULD’VE BEEN

GASPPP

YOU DIED BEFORE WE GOT THE CHANCE

GASPP

WILL YOU MARRY ME THEN

“OH MY GODS.”

“How emotional.”

WEDDING, NOW. TELEMACHUS, YOU’RE HELPING ME.

“Okay??”

WAIT WHY IS MY FATHER GETTING MARRIED

“I DONT KNOW!!”

Weird but okay.

“Where are you all coming from??”

Don’t know about me but I can definitely say, positively, Nico came from the shadows.

“Oh dear gods.”

“What’s that? I hear a yesss.”

PLEASE DO NOT BEAT MY CLOACA MAXIMUS TELEMACHUS I WILL BE CALLING YOUR FATHER

“HAHA LOSER!!”

ODNTY YUO DARE BRINGa LESTER FUcKUNG PAPSIdoOULOS INTO TIHIS

“LESTER PAPADOPOULOS CAN GO-“ [redacted]

HAHA

He blinks, still beating the god. “Hello small child.”

“HA!”

AUGH I WANT TO DIE SO BADLY

“Ahem. Discus, laurel, bathtub.”

"Telemachus- what, whatcha doing with my uncle??"

can I please die now

“Sure.” He pulls out a gun.

I am IMMORTAL. That was rhetorical..

“I have the honor- what are we even doing.”

Speaking of, why am I here? I also have this splitting headache, and a strange hatred for frisbees.

“You rose from the dead.”

“The insanely beat up guy.”

APOLLO I WANT A DIVORCE.

GASP!!!

WE WERENT EVER MARRIED BUT HONEY WHY

EVEN LOUDER GASP!!

WELL WE SHOULD’VE BEEN

GASPPP

YOU DIED BEFORE WE GOT THE CHANCE

GASPP

WILL YOU MARRY ME THEN

“OH MY GODS.”

“How emotional.”

WEDDING, NOW. TELEMACHUS, YOU’RE HELPING ME.

“Okay??”

WAIT WHY IS MY FATHER GETTING MARRIED

“I DONT KNOW!!”

Weird but okay.

“Where are you all coming from??”

Don’t know about me but I can definitely say, positively, Nico came from the shadows.

“Oh dear gods.”

“What’s that? I hear a yesss.”

PLEASE DO NOT BEAT MY CLOACA MAXIMUS TELEMACHUS I WILL BE CALLING YOUR FATHER

“HAHA LOSER!!”

ODNTY YUO DARE BRINGa LESTER FUcKUNG PAPSIdoOULOS INTO TIHIS

“LESTER PAPADOPOULOS CAN GO-“ [redacted]

HAHA

He blinks, still beating the god. “Hello small child.”

“HA!”

AUGH I WANT TO DIE SO BADLY

“Ahem. Discus, laurel, bathtub.”

"Telemachus- what, whatcha doing with my uncle??"

can I please die now

“Sure.” He pulls out a gun.

I am IMMORTAL. That was rhetorical..

“I have the honor- what are we even doing.”

Speaking of, why am I here? I also have this splitting headache, and a strange hatred for frisbees.

“You rose from the dead.”

“The insanely beat up guy.”

APOLLO I WANT A DIVORCE.

GASP!!!

WE WERENT EVER MARRIED BUT HONEY WHY

EVEN LOUDER GASP!!

WELL WE SHOULD’VE BEEN

GASPPP

YOU DIED BEFORE WE GOT THE CHANCE

GASPP

WILL YOU MARRY ME THEN

“What’s that? I hear a yesss.”

PLEASE DO NOT BEAT MY CLOACA MAXIMUS TELEMACHUS I WILL BE CALLING YOUR FATHER

“HAHA LOSER!!”

ODNTY YUO DARE BRINGa LESTER FUcKUNG PAPSIdoOULOS INTO TIHIS

“LESTER PAPADOPOULOS CAN GO-“ [redacted]

HAHA

He blinks, still beating the god. “Hello small child.”

“HA!”

AUGH I WANT TO DIE SO BADLY

“Ahem. Discus, laurel, bathtub.”

"Telemachus- what, whatcha doing with my uncle??"

can I please die now

“Sure.” He pulls out a gun.

I am IMMORTAL. That was rhetorical..

“I have the honor- what are we even doing.”

Speaking of, why am I here? I also have this splitting headache, and a strange hatred for frisbees.

“You rose from the dead.”

“The insanely beat up guy.”

APOLLO I WANT A DIVORCE.

GASP!!!

WE WERENT EVER MARRIED BUT HONEY WHY

EVEN LOUDER GASP!!

WELL WE SHOULD’VE BEEN

“What’s that? I hear a yesss.”

PLEASE DO NOT BEAT MY CLOACA MAXIMUS TELEMACHUS I WILL BE CALLING YOUR FATHER

“HAHA LOSER!!”

ODNTY YUO DARE BRINGa LESTER FUcKUNG PAPSIdoOULOS INTO TIHIS

“LESTER PAPADOPOULOS CAN GO-“ [redacted]

HAHA

He blinks, still beating the god. “Hello small child.”

“HA!”

AUGH I WANT TO DIE SO BADLY

“Ahem. Discus, laurel, bathtub.”

"Telemachus- what, whatcha doing with my uncle??"

can I please die now

“Sure.” He pulls out a gun.

I am IMMORTAL. That was rhetorical..

“I have the honor- what are we even doing.”

Speaking of, why am I here? I also have this splitting headache, and a strange hatred for frisbees.

“You rose from the dead.”

“The insanely beat up guy.”

APOLLO I WANT A DIVORCE.

“What’s that? I hear a yesss.”

PLEASE DO NOT BEAT MY CLOACA MAXIMUS TELEMACHUS I WILL BE CALLING YOUR FATHER

“HAHA LOSER!!”

ODNTY YUO DARE BRINGa LESTER FUcKUNG PAPSIdoOULOS INTO TIHIS

“LESTER PAPADOPOULOS CAN GO-“ [redacted]

HAHA

He blinks, still beating the god. “Hello small child.”

“HA!”

AUGH I WANT TO DIE SO BADLY

“Ahem. Discus, laurel, bathtub.”

"Telemachus- what, whatcha doing with my uncle??"

can I please die now

“Sure.” He pulls out a gun.

I am IMMORTAL. That was rhetorical..

“I have the honor- what are we even doing.”

Speaking of, why am I here? I also have this splitting headache, and a strange hatred for frisbees.

“You rose from the dead.”

“What’s that? I hear a yesss.”

PLEASE DO NOT BEAT MY CLOACA MAXIMUS TELEMACHUS I WILL BE CALLING YOUR FATHER

“HAHA LOSER!!”

ODNTY YUO DARE BRINGa LESTER FUcKUNG PAPSIdoOULOS INTO TIHIS

“LESTER PAPADOPOULOS CAN GO-“ [redacted]

HAHA

He blinks, still beating the god. “Hello small child.”

“HA!”

AUGH I WANT TO DIE SO BADLY

“Ahem. Discus, laurel, bathtub.”

"Telemachus- what, whatcha doing with my uncle??"

can I please die now

“Sure.” He pulls out a gun.

I am IMMORTAL. That was rhetorical..

“I have the honor- what are we even doing.”

Speaking of, why am I here? I also have this splitting headache, and a strange hatred for frisbees.

“You rose from the dead.”

“What’s that? I hear a yesss.”

PLEASE DO NOT BEAT MY CLOACA MAXIMUS TELEMACHUS I WILL BE CALLING YOUR FATHER

“HAHA LOSER!!”

ODNTY YUO DARE BRINGa LESTER FUcKUNG PAPSIdoOULOS INTO TIHIS

“LESTER PAPADOPOULOS CAN GO-“ [redacted]

HAHA

He blinks, still beating the god. “Hello small child.”

“HA!”

AUGH I WANT TO DIE SO BADLY

“Ahem. Discus, laurel, bathtub.”

"Telemachus- what, whatcha doing with my uncle??"

can I please die now

“Sure.” He pulls out a gun.

I am IMMORTAL. That was rhetorical..

“I have the honor- what are we even doing.”

Speaking of, why am I here? I also have this splitting headache, and a strange hatred for frisbees.

“What’s that? I hear a yesss.”

PLEASE DO NOT BEAT MY CLOACA MAXIMUS TELEMACHUS I WILL BE CALLING YOUR FATHER

“HAHA LOSER!!”

ODNTY YUO DARE BRINGa LESTER FUcKUNG PAPSIdoOULOS INTO TIHIS

“LESTER PAPADOPOULOS CAN GO-“ [redacted]

HAHA

He blinks, still beating the god. “Hello small child.”

“HA!”

AUGH I WANT TO DIE SO BADLY

“Ahem. Discus, laurel, bathtub.”

"Telemachus- what, whatcha doing with my uncle??"

can I please die now

“Sure.” He pulls out a gun.

I am IMMORTAL. That was rhetorical..

“What’s that? I hear a yesss.”

PLEASE DO NOT BEAT MY CLOACA MAXIMUS TELEMACHUS I WILL BE CALLING YOUR FATHER

“HAHA LOSER!!”

ODNTY YUO DARE BRINGa LESTER FUcKUNG PAPSIdoOULOS INTO TIHIS

“LESTER PAPADOPOULOS CAN GO-“ [redacted]

HAHA

He blinks, still beating the god. “Hello small child.”

“HA!”

AUGH I WANT TO DIE SO BADLY

“Ahem. Discus, laurel, bathtub.”

"Telemachus- what, whatcha doing with my uncle??"

PLEASE STOP NOT THE BATHTUB— NOT THE DISCUS.. NOT THE LAURELS..

SOBBING