The Amateur

this title was already there? finally figured out how to live stream dont know what im doing

This is 5 years old still good

 All forms of archiving are allowed, and may be brought and shared at The Convention.

Second Rendition - Youtube Alter Ego

YouTube Alter Ego ( Second Rendition )

For the record i made this post last week and accidentally posted it to my own blog and just noticed now Read audiobooks Hula hoop Trampoline band Rubber band band Cardboard forts Hopscotch Design toys Build tiny house on wheels (rolling homes book) or renovate school bus Do payote Learn how to spell payote Use my pee funnel Make sex toys out of children's toys Voice toys Learn how to code( artist as amature CMU student... ) Get a grant from golan Color hair (other people's ) Cut hair Do makeup Personal shopping for people groceries clothes Tailor clothes Play workshops Create magazine Give advice Teach yoga unprofessionally also professionally get certified Teach fitness classes to old people (bounce on balls)! Bee keep Green thumb cultivation Something with swing sets Run and sing at the same time (Beyoncé does it) Karaoke in a car! Cash cab lol Hitchhike (short distances?) Learn how to cuddle Lol not be alone Make new friends Hang out with friends I already have Make things that should be made with a blender with sheer elbow grease Go to the mall Learn to fly Make videos where it looks like I'm flying (gause in wind) See what happens if I don't stop moving Create custom hats Learn Bhangra Ballroom dance again somehow Crochet maps Smell installations- make people feel funny with smell See how gross I can get- how long without showering hm Get violent Encase body in wax Embalm Amature dentistry Currently making toys: the artist as amature toyMaker, the artist as daughter of toyMakers... Reading pattern books and asking people how art fab blue works and regretting failing out of ems 2

I want to be a rapper I want to be an NBA basketball player I want to instagram famous I want to write a book I want to lead an After-School Program I want to live forever I want to make an album I want to be a chef I want to travel to space I want to live in the future I want to learn how to make a lot of money I want to learn how to ride a motorcycle I want to breakdance I want to build a home I want to skydive I want to travel around the world to see volcanoes I want to go to Africa I want to kill someone I want to live in space I want to have a huge gold chain I want to do a music video for someone famous like Rihanna or Beyonce or Kanye etc. Someone black. I want to be on America’s Got Talent I want to free all my brothers and sisters in jail I want to be a progamer The thing I think that I can want right now and achieve, would be to become a chef, in whatever definition that may entail. Either that or to be instagram famous but I think chef makes more sense and is easier probably. I want to learn how to be a chef in order to make amazing meals for myself and those that I love as well as make things that are not so amazing. I think there’s an important link between food and being alive or food and being an artist maybe. To accomplish this I think I would either need someone to teach me virtually or in person, so maybe I will attend culinary classes or watch a lot of cooking shows and tutorials in order to teach myself ways around the kitchen. Perhaps I could try to get employed as a chef somewhere to learn more about what that really means in a professional sense. I’m not sure about a timeline for this.