Wernerite’s Blog

So I've been gone for a long time because I've been fighting a war criminal, a deranged jester, a tiny mace-wielding pixie, a literal demon mage and everything has been a blessing and a curse lately

If Sugilite had a personal music track it’d prob be “Last Surprise (Taku Takahashi Remix)” from Persona 5: Dancing Star Night. I mean she’s friggin fabulous and that banger would probably play in a heccin H&M store

Look who I brought home!! Btw her name is Marble Lapis and she had several issues that I’m gonna help her work through.

Music Theme, if I had one: World Princess part 2 - Grimes

I think she’s a Mookaite Jasper.. or Noreena.

Forest Fire Jasper

Spinel is my friend. He’s a Crystal Gem who formerly served a Gem named Galena.

She wasn’t a Star Diamond, she was an Orange Diamond. She immediately was gifted with a Pearl and a Hornblende. The purple Diamond there looked pretty frustrated. Idk why.

K Yellow Pearl just invited us to “a new Diamond being made” nice. Hope it’s a Star Diamond

Ok so while I was poofed on Homeworld Steven fused with Garnet into a walking 1990s after school special called Sunstone? Damn

Cool

I think too much.. I want to meet a Cuprite or a Cobalt. Is Cobblestone a Gem? I think I should know this, because I am a Gem.. I just didn’t see many new Gems while I was at the Ball on Homeworld.

I just got back from getting beat the shit out of by my friend fused with Alexandrite. Yeah sure “while I was fused with Jet I went on a destructive rampage”, still doesn’t excuse what you did, Spinel

I’m a Crystal Gem and I have a romantic partner named Violane. And also, one time I died and got revived by ma boi Steven, now I hide spicy food in my pocket dimension thingy. And for real, last thing, I have a problem with remembering not to swear around Steven