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You can try to watch them individually but good luck with understanding half the characters

Major lore will take place in cast interviews

Miraculously every onset mishap not only makes it into the final cut but accidentally makes the scene better

Canon? I barely know her! Every writer is armed and only the strong will survive

Actors will just sometimes be replaced with completely different people

The fourth wall is one of those lego breakaway walls

The actors are sometimes in character, sometimes not

The issue is that they’re often in character when not filming

At the end of the first season they all claim to have been possessed during filming

4 seasons are missing because the BBC deleted them. Fans have found some episodes that were saved by fans in Singapore, or an a cupboard in a church.

Continuity? Never heard of her. There are two Loch Ness monsters and Atlantis has destroyed three times. The daleks are both the kaleds and the dals and crabs and octopuses and spiders and green blobs and trash can monsters.  

The first Doctor wished the audience a merry Christmas.

Want to watch the Eight Doctor? Tough. Try and fail to listen to all of the 8th Doctor audios in the right order.  Want to know the Brigadiers backstory? Try and find the canon* fanmade film Downtime that was made in the 90s. 

Having multiple takes was too expensive so the actors were allowed to get away with doing stupid things that make the episodes so much better, and also flubbed lines galore.  

A robot prop (Kamelion) is cursed and anyone who worked on it has died.  

Doctor Who is The original show, and the revived show, and the Big Finish Audios and the Virgin New Adventure novels and the comics and the Target Novelisations and The Stranger VHS’s and the movie and the shorts and the fanmade films and the Dr. Who and Daleks movies and Short Trips and-