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Rape Escape

Easy and very effective

Requires nothing but your body

I don’t think I made it very clear but last month I was sexually assaulted by someone who I thought was my friend (I don’t want to talk about it don’t ask), and it’s… really fucked with my head. 

Had I known this a month ago I would have been able to get away. 

So, essentially, I’m really pleading with you to reblog this so everyone who follows you doesn’t get stuck in the same position I was with no way out. 

Anon, I love this idea you are gold

Okay, so in the EU there’s this thing called the Je’daii Order, the precursors and spiritual ancestors to the Jedi, who do pretty much exactly what you’re suggesting. From the page quote: “In the light, there is a darkness and in the darkness, a light. It is the way with us all. Be a prisoner of neither Bogan[the dark side] nor Ashla[the light side]. Strive to live in balance.”

Think that sounds good? The definition of the Order makes it better:

“The Je'daii Order was an ancient organization unified by its belief and observance of the Force on the planet Tython, in the galaxy’s Deep Core. Focusing on maintaining a balance in the Force, a state at which Tython was itself hospitable, the Je'daii saw the Force as two aspects of a whole; the Ashla and the Bogan. They saw this duality in the Force represented in the night sky of Tython in the form of two natural satellites; one bathed in light, another shrouded in darkness. In keeping with their ideal balance, Je'daii who fell too far to either the light or darkness were exiled to one of the moons to meditate until they returned to balance.”

(Read the whole page here)

Now, we know Anakin is troubled by what he sees as his inability to be ‘a proper/good Jedi’. He expresses this to Padmé, saying he wants more than he knows he should, and he goes to Yoda to seek help, which ends in no help at all as we know. What if he then decides his best route forward is to look at spiritual texts in the Archive? We know he feels uncomfortable opening up to anyone one-to-one, and books can’t give him judge-y looks and tell him he’s a bad Jedi. 

So say he finds himself reading about the Je’daii Order. Here are people who weren’t afraid of the dark side; who blended dark and light together, who allowed themselves to feel and master both light and dark emotions, and who (I’m guessing anyway) weren’t afraid of love. This philosophy is like an epiphany to Anakin; the thought that you don’t have to reject dark side emotions, that it’s possible to balance them. And that word ‘balance’ keeps coming up, time and time again, and y’know where else the word ‘balance’ is important? The Prophecy of the Chosen One, bringing ‘balance’ to the Force. 

Aaaaaand you know who else balanced the light and the dark side, and used them both? Yep, (Darth) Revan herself. Possibly one of the most powerful Jedi/Sith ever, vanquisher of Mandalorians, defeater of Malak, asskicker extraordinare. Now, it says in Revan that she (or he I guess but let’s be real Revan is always gonna be a woman for me) was prohibited by the Jedi Council from sharing this knowledge in return for being allowed to marry, but say she does put the information into the Archives somehow. I’d bet anything there was a junior librarian somewhere, obsessed with the importance of recording everything, that Revan could have convinced to secretly add her philosophy ideas to the Archive, to be made searchable after her death so she didn’t get in trouble. And now Anakin has access to that…well, even Obi-Wan thinks Revan is cool. She can’t be wrong, right?

And y’know what I really want? Forceghost!Revan turning up to talk to Anakin. They have a lot in common and she’d have a lot to teach him, and not just in this AU either. Maybe he finds a text on how to summon Force ghosts in the Archives, I mean who knows what’s hanging around at the back of the stacks in there. So he summons Force ghost Revan and she teaches him like he’s her posthumous padawan, and Anakin learns about the actual techniques for mixing the dark and light sides. (Why is Revan allowed to come back, you say? Maybe because this is what the Force wanted all along, to go back to that original balanced state. Maybe it’s just because Revan is awesome. Who knows?)

(Meanwhile Madame Nu is getting worried, Skywalker has never spent this much time in the Archives before, and now he hangs around alone and late at night and…is he talking to himself back there? Maybe she ought to warn Master Kenobi…)

Then Anakin (with no small amount of encouragement from Revan probably we all know she doesn’t like the Council) decides he’s going to re-find Tython and rebuild the Order, but they’re going to be a balanced Order now, and he’s going to teach everyone what Revan taught him, and that’s how he’ll bring balance to the Force. So he kidnaps Obi-Wan (because if he leaves him behind he’ll just chase him anyway, and it’s safer for them to brave the dangers of the Deep Core together) and they go find Tython together (Obi-Wan is not happy, but Anakin figures it’s better to ask for forgiveness and all that). 

So they find Tython and message the Jedi Order like, ‘anyone who thinks the Jedi need to change and want to go back to your roots, come on over’ and Obi-Wan fully expects them to be alone on this crazy world trying to rebuild an old Jedi Temple with their bare hands, but Anakin has faith. (And of course he sends the safe, tested co-ordinates to Padmé, inviting her to come along). 

And people come. There’s lots of different sects and divisions of opinion in the Order, and lots of Jedi disillusioned with the war. Going back to what made them Jedi, setting themselves free from the dominion of the Senate and the Republic - this is a fresh start, and it appeals to a lot of people. And most surprising and encouraging for Jedi who want to go - Yoda and Windu approve. (They’re not blind, they know the Order needs to change. If we take Mace’s thoughts at the end of Shatterpoint to be accurate, he believes in the Chosen One prophecy, so I think he might see this new Order as Anakin fulfilling that. He might even want to go, though I think he’d feel tied to helping the Republic end the war first. And Yoda has known change is coming, but I think he might see himself as a relic, the symbol almost, of the old Order, and feel that his presence would make it harder for the new Order to move forward cleanly, so he stays on Coruscant and simply wishes them well. He feels his time is over).

And then there’s Sidious of course. His apprentice-to-be has taken off into the unknown and started spouting some nonsense about balance in the Force? This is bad. I think Sidious might try to find Tython himself, to try and get to Anakin while he’s more vulnerable, since he’s not surrounded by so many people and the Force can be shifted in mysterious ways on Tython, it might be easier to turn him there. Maybe he even goes to the dark side moon, Bogan, and lures Anakin there in the hope that the dark power will turn him. 

But Anakin understands the dark side now. From Revan, he understands the lure of the darkness, and how it seems all powerful but is really hollow at its core. How it makes you forget what you were, corrupts you. And from Revan he’s learnt how to fight it, and how to use it without being taken by it. He can fill himself with the power, the calm of the light, but he can take Sidious’ Force-lightning and turn it back on him. He is balanced in the Force; he’s the fully realized Chosen One. Sidious doesn’t stand a chance.

So then the war ends and stuff, Bail and Padmé and their allies start a campaign to rebuild the Republic better, and Padmé comes and kicks Anakin’s ass for disappearing into the unknown without warning her first. Unfettered by the war I think Windu would come join the new Order, and, feeling like the time of the old Order is over and probably feeling guilty for the bad choices he can now see he made, Yoda probably potters off into self-exile somewhere. With these two figureheads gone I reckon a lot more of the old Order Jedi would join the new Order, perhaps almost to the point that the old Order is made up only of a few staunch believers and stragglers (if that’s the case then possession of the Jedi Order’s assets would probably revert to the new Order, since they’re the bigger/more needy party, and hell probably the whole old Council are over there, so that’s probably legal. I mean, who even owns the Jedi Order’s wealth? The Order as an organisation I guess? Therefore the new Order is technically the ‘Jedi Order’ as well, so…) 

So Anakin founds the new Order, defeats the Sith, balances the Force. Prophecy fulfilled. (He makes sure Obi-Wan is the new Grand Master, though. He hasn’t got the time or the patience for that). Padmé has Luke and Leia on Tython and they grow up learning to be new Order Jedi, as a happy family. 

Netflix’s new site is a giant “f*ck you” to Comcast and Time Warner

Netflix launched a site late Wednesday night called Fast.com, where — in one click — anyone browsing the internet can see how fast their internet speed is. Although it’s great for consumers, some internet providers might not be happy about the new website.

Most of us know about Speedtest.net, right? Well Comcast and Time Warner know about it too. They know customers use it to check to see if they’re getting what they are paying for. Comcast techs even tell customers to check their speed with Speedtest.net. 

So, to make sure people think they are getting good speeds, Comcast and Time Warner prioritize traffic going to Speedtest.net. When you check your speed there it’s artificially inflated. That is NOT the speed you are getting when you browse tumblr and that is definitely not the speed you get when you watch Netflix. 

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