4th of july posts compilation

You know, I really enjoy the Fourth of July. We grill meat over an open flame to celebrate Nicholas Cage stealing the Declaration of Independence and Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum saving us from an alien invasion, and really, that’s just so beautiful.

The reason we blow up fireworks isnt from celebration it’s to scare the Founding Fathers back to their grave and stop them from rising from their grave to feed off the flesh of the free

HAPPY 4⃣TH OF JULY❗️❕ 🔴⚪️🔵 🎉🎈💥🇺🇸 A holiday 💃🏻🎊🎆 that consists of eating good food 🍔🍧🍰, getting wasted 😳🍹🍸, hanging out with friends 👬👭, and even getting rawed 😧🍆🍑💦? Send this to 🔟 people 👨‍👨‍👧👨‍👩‍👧👩‍👩‍👧 who you wouldn't mind putting a firecracker 💥😜 inside you 👀 and something amazing 💫🌟✨ will happen to you today 😳🎉

Remember to leave milk and cookies out for when Captain America comes and leaves presents under your tree tonight!

*BALD EAGLE SCREECH*

i can’t believe every american was born today

WHO IS TAKING PICTURES OF MY HOUSE

The 4th of July, its the day that people put American flags outside their homes expecting a visit from Captain America who arrives in a sleigh powered by eight bald eagles giving fireworks, who then goes and has his birthday party.

Children leave a bowl of Doritos out for him.

Merry Stevemas, everyone.

OH MY GOD I THOUGHT THIS WAS A FLAG PHOTOSHOPPED ONTO THE SKY ARE YOU KIDDING ME

EVEN OUR SUNSETS ARE PATRIOTIC

the last one killed me. … i can’t even .

I always hear fireworks on the Fourth of July like WHY

We’re that fucked up lil relative you all love & we do love you back in our own weird lil way

there it is! the post I’ve been waiting for! 

I saw American flags on businesses in London.