Actually, I Wear Contact Lenses

I feel like going around the gate is also inviting some sort of misfortune.

The Gate keeps Things out and Things in, it doesn’t need to have a fence, or a wall, the Things can only come through the Gate

It’s either monstrous or it’s fae or it’s both. Close the goddamn gate behind you!

I’d say I’m not concerned about the adult content ban since I post nothing but nature photos, but tumblr once flagged a post about snakes as nsfw so no one is safe

The snakes didn’t even have female-presenting nipples :\

It is no coincidence that both Themyscira and Wakanda were hidden societies. They both knew what would happen if white men found them thriving.

AHHHHHH!!!!

The fact that the second that a white guy shows up in Wakanda or Themyscira is the second things start taking a turn for the worse is the single most realistic thing in any superhero fiction because history has proven that yep, that is definitely always the case

@thewormwood quality

!!!!!

The veil is thin here. It’s thin everywhere. Of course it’s fucking thin. Who ever heard of a thick veil? That shit’s lightweight, even sheer.

Like, shit, Agatha. There’s a reason they don’t call it “the down comforter between worlds”.

I CHOKED

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

Oh my god

Finally, the gays have polluted the water supply

They’re turning the frogs gay

Reblog if you support gay water.

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