The100ffwritersguild

i apologise in advance for dramatisations and inaccuracy because im not in uni yet haha 

my finals paper is due in approximately five minutes and you’re hogging up the only working printer, so god help please please hurry up

I don’t know why you’re bio major you’re incredibly clumsy and now you’re soaked in ethanol and formaldehyde and blood samples

when I got up this morning I found you sleeping with your face in your coffee and I’m not sure whether to perform cpr or treat your burns first

I’m not sure if you passed out from exhaustion or a caffeine overdose but I’m going to get a med student to check you out

you sit in front of me and every time you fall asleep I throw something at you to wake you up, honestly I’m the only reason you’re passing this class

I was napping in the theatre when you, a theatre major, walked in and started this really, really hilarious but embarrassing monologue and now I have to try and keep quiet

I was taking out the trash when you started complimenting me on some performance and uh, I don’t know who you are but I’ll play along

We’re passing each other on our bikes and I’m sorry I’m staring at you but your hair is the colour of the galaxy and fuck, your face is cute too and now I drove head first into a lamp post could you please stop laughing

I thought I was alone in the office because it’s hella late so I was singing while getting a new cup of coffee until I heard you giggling behind me and you startled me so much I poured hot fucking coffee onto my shirt

It’s hella late and I hear someone singing in this office and I’m kinda scared, but also intrigued because what a pretty voice that is actually?

We’re recording us listening to and commenting a radioplay for our youtube channel but it’s so boring you fell asleep and I don’t have the heart to wake you up because you look so cute, but the video needs to be out tomorrow and holy shit, you look even more adorable when you’re waking up all confused and flustered

We accidentally filmed really inapropriate stuff while making a ranking video, but that’s okay, I’m just gonna cut that out and delete it WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU LEND OUR MEMORY CARD TO A FRIEND?

We’re on a street fair for a date and everything is going nice until we have dinner and you’re allergic to one of the ingredients and oh god don’t die on me, oh god, oh god, oh god, NO I WON’T CALM DOWN, stop laughing at me, your throat is already swollen

”I still have you in my phone under ‘don’t call’ even though it’s been years and I just accidentally sent you a rickroll oops” au

“this is so unfair there’s this song getting popular and the singer sounds like you and all these lyrics almost sound like they could be about me but you’re singing about lost love and you weren’t in love with me wait I’m watching the music video and crying and hey that’s definitely you wtf” au

“oh my god i just hit someone with my car and it’s you hey i’m sorry are you okay please don’t sue?” au

“we’re romantic leads in a play and hey what ruined our friendship again OH YEAH THIS INSANE CHEMISTRY this isn’t awkward at all” au

“you’re famous and just got asked if you were ever in love this should be good– WAIT WHAT” au

“so i know we just reunited but mind explaining how your whole life went to hell?” au

“you just liked a three year old photo of me on instagram i didn’t even know you had an account” au

“something came up and now i’m really scared you’ll spill this old secret of mine please don’t do that” au

“i’m a nurse and oh my god what happened why are you here i can’t lose you a second time” au 

“did you know when you meet your soulmate ‘x’ happens? the government’s kept it under wraps but i just found out and i think we should try again cause i always assumed it was coincidence but that thing happened when we met” au

“i’m moving and i know this is a long-shot but want my dog?? you’re the only other person it ever liked and i hate you but i love it” au

“i thought you hated me but i just accidentally sent you a booty text and you accepted and i am seriously considering it” au

“so i didn’t know why you dropped contact with me and i just found out and here’s how i totally did not do that” au

“we’re texting for the first time in forever and i told you about some stupid thing i did and sent a sarcastic ‘you must really miss me, huh’ and you just replied ‘yes’ and i think my heart just broke” au

“our best friends are dating you’re still the spawn of satan though” au

“i just found out through social media/mutual friends that you’re gay/bi/pan/etc. do you know how many times i did not make a move” au

thank you!! have an amazing day/evening too <333

when we first met I didn’t like you cause I was ten and stupid, but as we grew up together I started crushing on you and now I’m clueless on how to approach you

when we were kids I always bragged about being taller then you but when we reached puberty you suddenly grew into a giraffe goddamn

when we were little we used to play house and you were my ‘wife’ and you never let me live that down

you were that really kid across the road that everyone except me found weird, and when we got older you became hot and damn everyone is so fake I need to protect you

“remember when we were kids and you accidentally called my mom your mom.” “you’re just jealous she likes me better than you.”

we’ve known each other for so long so I know when you lie ok, now did you or did you not eat my left overs??

I thought we were super platonic but then one night you got smashed at party and you confessed to me and now I can’t look you in the eye at all

we used to be friends when we were little and you had this one strange quirk, then you moved away for years and when you returned I didn’t recognise you until you did thing