Named Yellowist Blog of 2016

Did you know there’s an outtake from the 2000 Grinch movie where Jim Carrey leans in real close to Jeffrey Tambor’s face and then rips off Tambor’s prosthetic nose with his teeth

God I want him to do this to my clit

Court jester but exclusively used for sexual relief

boy friend

this is a hellsite to You….. i’m having a lovely time reblogging my pictures

Going to start referring to “the big 2fort match in the sky” as if it’s a real and commonly held belief about the afterlife

im bored who wants to play chess with me

this person is 18 btw.

I am literally who everybody is describing in the drake is the type of guy memes

how are we going to teach the gen z kids that fiction includes bad people and bad things and makes you uncomfortable on purpose sometimes bc maybe the author is trying to tell you something 

english literature classes in schools :)