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Accidentally clicking on an AI assistant feels like clicking on a link that’s going to give you a virus.

omg thank you

"google ai" "spotify ai dj" "ai assistant" "enhanced by ai" what if i just start beating people over the head with a rock

many drivers do not want to hear this but it is actually never reasonable to get mad at someone for driving the speed limit. laws dont decide what is moral or what is safe but nobody on the road will ever be Obligated to break the law for your convenience and being pissed off at someone for what you consider to be the unforgivable crime of Not Speeding is an insane stance to have regardless of pretty much any possible context

basically i have to stay silly bc the other option is death

it's crazy how many people will say women aren't funny and yet 90% of funny online memes are ripped directly from some 17-year-old girl's tumblr

Your English teacher and gym teacher are getting married is such a hauntingly bleak glimpse into the lives of heterosexual women

it’s crazy to me how growing up everyone was like omg you don’t wanna end up a fat unwed childless cat lady because it’s a great time like i’m having the time of my life and so is my cat

"Dating apps give you the illusion that there's always someone else available " Not at all . It literally makes you certain theres no viable options

Im fucking addicted to blanket

Sometimes someone will talk about an acquaintance who is an "undiagnosed narcissist with obvious borderline personality disorder traits" and I'm like... We used to just say "a bitch", and I know all the reasons why that was bad, but I'm not sure this is better.