Genius. Millionare. Playboy. Philanthropist.

Can someone please explain to me why everything is pink? It kind of undermines the super awesomeness of our heroic endeavors. Looks more like we're frolicking through a Dr. Seuss book or on an acid trio (same thing) than saving the world.

Fanfic is probably the reason he decided we all deserved to die tbh

Probably tbh

In other words, the destruction of mankind was the fault of the nerds on this website. Not mine or Bruce’s.

I didn’t expect that.

Sir, how does it work now? They’ve gone their separate ways, some pretty extremely far. We get into a situation like this again, what happens then? They’ll come back. Are you really sure about that? I am. Why? Because we’ll need them to.

#you know you’re screwed when a missile is aimed toward you and it literally has your name on it

irony man