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I love being friends with prostitutes and transsexuals and artists and drug dealers and perverts and queers

I think we should not commit a breach. Wasting their time, however, is enough.

Eh... they'll never know. It won't be breachy. I've done worse lol.

Yes! Let's make a mess!

Make people yell

I just think every human over the age of like 50 would look a lot better with hydraulic limbs and black iron shell on all their skin and claws and guns and missiles equipped all over and sort of skull type metal masks affixed to their faces and we put them all in a big ring dome structure made of dense black bricks and the floor is ash and sand and we make them fight til they die and maybe theres a bracket or something but id prefer free for all and we just keep tossing more in there as they die so its a sort of consyant elderly warrior meat grinder I think this could really change things and give the elderly more purpose in their lives

Lets blow this up lets get this trending

Come on yall lets make this the next thing

gotta be a term that isn't the dunning Krueger effect but is a kind of similar idea where the more deep scientists get into their topic and the more exhausted they get, the more likely they are to find stupid ways to describe things

this post brought to you by a bunch of coral specialists at the end of a workshop voting to define coral, a complex animal, as "a rock with problems"

Someone sent me some new boxers. I thought they were from Etienne, but no, some asshole mage thinks he's very, very funny. These things talk! With a French accent!

Well, take them off then and burn em?

These things are stuck! I need help, and not from Fred.

I got an angle grinder

Okay, just try not to hurt me.

I'll be there soon.

Someone sent me some new boxers. I thought they were from Etienne, but no, some asshole mage thinks he's very, very funny. These things talk! With a French accent!

Well, take them off then and burn em?

These things are stuck! I need help, and not from Fred.

I got an angle grinder

Someone sent me some new boxers. I thought they were from Etienne, but no, some asshole mage thinks he's very, very funny. These things talk! With a French accent!

Well, take them off then and burn em?

where is that post that’s like “*HR guy who’s made of hands skittering in* no touching”