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Accidentally stabbed myself with an ice cream scoop

Yes, it was plastic

Yes, it's a blunt object

No I will no elaborate, my hand is bleeding

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banned from the vegetarian subreddit because someone asked how they could get more protein into their diet and i said from a good steak

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and from SUCKING THIS C-

*This suer has been banned from this community*

banned from the vegetarian subreddit because someone asked how they could get more protein into their diet and i said from a good steak

I thought I was finally safe from lactose intolerant.

Wrong.

Eating a crunchy juicy pear and pretending I'm in animal crossing

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me when im in your hosue

you never take me to

Bangladesh

you never cook me sausage on an open flame

never anoint me in oils

never write me a novel

you never poison the

mojitos

of my enemie-ie-ie-s

still can’t believe they took the rock’s nipples away

who wants to bet they will CGI them back in after so many people complain that he looks off?

Is fookin' minging

I am placing blocks and shit 'cause I'm in fucking minecraaaaft

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C4 HAS A NEW 300MG CAFFEINE ENERGY DRINK???

Get the ambulance ready, boys, in goin in

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Unironically, this shit got no hands

C4 HAS A NEW 300MG CAFFEINE ENERGY DRINK???

Get the ambulance ready, boys, in goin in

I need my feet to be bigger because why TF am I built like this

That or I need to lose like 50lb

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I went to see the amazing digital circus last night with my friends ...

Wowza!

all my shir be matrix themed, not because i like the matrix, but because i look looking at all the falling text, like weeeeeeee

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My body is a MACHINE!!

That turns EVERYTHING

into DIARRHEA!!!!

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Gonna let me cat tweet, lemme get him

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Banger :)

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