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Date clarification
Concept: a bunch of high school Satanists get drunk in the local graveyard and try to conjure a demon, but they’re using one of those “reconstructionist” ritual books that gets its sources all mixed up, so they end up with a minor Mithraic fertility spirit that hasn’t spoken with humans in like 1700 years instead. By the terms of its binding it’s not allowed to leave until it’s ensured a successful harvest for its summoners, which is a problem, because none of these goobers have ever raised so much as a houseplant; if it wants to go home, it’s going to have to teach them how to garden - whether they want to learn or not!
“Five high school sophomores were arrested today on charges of operating an illegal pot growing business behind the Home Depot on I-95. The 200-foot-tall plants, which police could see from their station…”
“All right, so the vampire’s gravestone is–”
“Cenotaph.”
“What?”
“It’s only a gravestone if it marks the location of a body. A monument honouring someone whose body isn’t present is a cenotaph.”
“I’m… not sure that’s how it works if the body gets up and walks away on its own.“
“There’s precedent for gravestones being reclassified as cenotaphs if the body is later removed and reinterred elsewhere. There’s no rule that says the body itself can’t do the removing.“
“Okay, but the body very much is coming back. That’s kind of what we’re here to accomplish.”
“So it’s a temporary cenotaph.”
“And naturally our greatest concern here is avoiding semantic ambiguity.“
“Semantic ambiguity is how vampires get you.”

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talk to us about galra funerals, about their customs and beliefs concerning the dead? please?
so you may in fact be my literal soulmate because I was thinking abut making a galra funeral post only yesterday, but then hesitated because I wasn’t sure whether that was too morbid / if anyone would actually be interested in reading about it.. only for this ask to appear ♡
I very briefly touched upon the Dox’s death rites in my Galra Religions post, stating that they are the only galra people who culturally favour burials for their dead over cremation, as Eiyyka’an (the major Dox religion) scriptures dictate that just as the jungles in which they historically made their home provided for their people in life, they should in exchange provide for it in death. It is, therefore, a pervasive Dox tradition that their dead be buried so as to give back to the land upon which they and their family built their homes; the body of the deceased would be carefully dressed in the finest silks and anointed with sacred oils in a line linking the forehead (mind) to the heart (soul) so that these two aspects of the self may find peace even as the body is devoured.
As a nomadic people, neither the Byal nor Kyx could afford to be carrying their dead around with them nor did they have a designated burial site to take them to, and so both cultures favoured cremation; their dead would be stripped and bathed with a scented oils that were meant as both a ritualistic cleansing of the soul so that it may return to Sa unencumbered, and (more practically) to ensure that the body burnt cleanly so all that remained was ash to become one with the endless desert sands. As cremation typically takes two or three vargas, even with these inflammatory oils, the mourners would gather to sing laments and share stories of the deceased’s greatest triumphs.
The Aalk would also cremate their dead, but as they lived in Daibazaal’s volcanic mountainous regions they would do so by lowering the body into the great lakes of magma that dwelled in the deepest bowels of the earth. First, however, the corpse would be slathered in thick clay and engraved with anecdotes of their greatest deeds so that Sa might choose the deceased to become one of her immortal children (Tsaii); as they lowered the corpse into its final resting place, the deceased’s friends and family would chant prayers to the heavy beat of war drums as death is considered by the Aalk to be the final battle.
Merlin: Hey, why don’t we all go this year to a haunted castle?
Gaius: What’s wrong with the one we live in?
Merlin:
Merlin: what
Gaius: Good night, Merlin.
Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! In this town we call home, Everyone hail to the pumpkin song!
The Nightmare Before Christmas 1993 | dir. Henry Selick
one time this nondescript guy came into my dunkin donuts and ordered a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot, and for some reason that peculiar order stuck with me so much that when, seven months later, i saw him in the parking lot walking towards the door, i quickly made a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot. he ordered it and i was already holding it.
i would describe his demeanor that second time as “incredulous”
What the fuck who drinks that
it’s such a perfectly bonkers order because like, most unusual orders are maximalist and sugary but this one just combines the most basic drink with the most incongruous little add-on. it’s the order of a simple, regular man who has something wrong with him
this post always makes me laugh. this guy has the weirdest drink order and he probably never goes to this dunkin’ if it took seven months for the barista to see him again. so think about a coffee shop you go to so little you’re not even sure if you’ve gone there before and you walk in and the barista hands you the drink you were about to order before you even ordered it. he will remember that for the rest of his life
“it’s the order of a simple, regular man who has something wrong with him” gets me every time.
ugh how the fuck do you cover letter
Greetings, Exalted One. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Luke Skywalker, Jedi Knight and friend to Captain Solo.
I know that you are powerful, mighty Jabba, and that your anger with Solo must be equally powerful. I seek an audience with Your Greatness to bargain for Solo’s life.
With your wisdom, I’m sure that we can work out an arrangement which will be mutually beneficial and enable us to avoid any unpleasant confrontation.
As a token of my goodwill, I present to you a gift: these two droids. Both are hardworking and will serve you well.
Polite greeting (Greetings, Exalted One)
Self-Introduction (I am Luke Skywalker)
Establish Credentials (Jedi Knight)
Explain how you learned of this opportunity (Friend to Captain Solo)
Establish Purpose (I seek an audience with Your Greatness to bargain for Solo’s life.)
Show what you can bring to the organization ( I present to you a gift: these two droids. Both are hardworking and will serve you well.)
This actually maps really well.

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Spinning a Vinyl Record So Fast That It Shatters
That was record breaking speed.
A Heartbreaking Working of Staggering Genius.
I've never loved anyone as much as I love Ursula Le Guin

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Can you draw a tiny lizard dragon that secretly hoards pennies?
I will never not reblog this little cutie
This is pretty adorable, I wonder f this little bugger takes my socks too?.
He does take your socks. And he loves them. Very warm.
THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS 1993 | dir. Henry Selick