Julian: Why is Emma crying?
Cristina: She did one of those “Which TDA character are you” quizzes
Jules: Who’d she get?
Emma, sobbing: ZEBRA DEARBITCH
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Julian: Why is Emma crying?
Cristina: She did one of those “Which TDA character are you” quizzes
Jules: Who’d she get?
Emma, sobbing: ZEBRA DEARBITCH

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Emma: If Zara is a Dearborn, does that mean she’s the cross bred product of beastiality
Jules: It’s 4 am go to sleep
Jules, 15 minutes later: Would explain a lot though
Cassandra Clare book signing London Feb 2019
Hey guys!
I recently moved to London and I haven’t made many friends yet. I’m going to see Cassie on the 20th of Feb and I have a spare ticket if anyone would like to join me! Message me if you’re interested :)
So important.
The Latin word for raisin is “uva passa” which literally means “a grape that has suffered,” and tell me that isn’t the best shit ever

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missandei listing all of daenerys’s titles and jon’s just like:
to remember how many feet there are in a mile, u just gotta use 5 tomatoes
five to-mate-oes sounds like five, two, eight, 0 and there’s 5280 feet in a mile
#to remember how many centimeters are in a kilometer#remember that there are a hundred centimeters in a meter and a thousand meters in a kilometer#meaning one hundred thousand centimeters#because the metric system isn’t written in fruit-related riddles
This is my favourite baroque painting
It’s not just other people we need to forgive. Sometimes we need to forgive ourselves.
Mitch Albom (via psych2go)

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d e s t r o y e d
I actually know nothing about [Avenger’s Infinity War]. I’m not allowed to read the script because I’m so bad at keeping secrets, for this exact reason. I would want to tell you secrets and I just don’t know them. Uhm, I know that I play Spider-Man.

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[teaching Peter how to drive]
Tony: Are you familiar with the gear shift?
Peter: You mean the PRNDL?
Tony: The what?
Peter: The PRNDL.
Tony: Are you referring to the shift lever that says P-R-N-D-L?
Peter: I'm not a child, Mr. Stark, I know how to spell PRNDL.
Tony: Kid, it's not something you spell. It's a gear shift. The letters stand for: PARK, REVERSE, NEUTRAL, DRIVE, and LOW.
Peter: With all due respect, sir, I'm pretty sure I know what I'm doing.
Tony: Oh, I'm sorry. Why don't we just relax and turn on the radio? Would you like AM or FM?