Ex academic weapon

I really loved this bit

backrooms (2026) - kane parsons

this scene from the goes wrong show where they cast two different people as the head and hunky, semi-nude body of the same character during a live theatre production haunts my every waking moment

2026-06-29

Every piece of classic literature: Hi. It's me. The bland everyman whose only purpose is to tell you this story. I have no actual personality. Here's the story of the time I encountered the worst people I ever met in my life. But first, ten pages of description about the place in which I met them.

Charles Dickens: Here is the worst ugliest rudest meanest nastiest bitch you’ve ever met in your life.

Narrators of every book of the 19th century: the lesson I learned is these people fucking suck, sayonara you freaks

Everyone from ancient times through the 19th century: would you like to watch a Guy fuck up twenty times in a row

for anyone who's wondering what the fuck is going on in british politics rn

Still thinking about this

X-Men opening credits (so far)

FUCK YESSSSS DEFILE THAT CORPSE!!!!!!!!

Unfollow me now because this will be the only thing I post about for the next year

X-Men v X-Force