The Procrastinator 3000

a train is a type of maid that loves you very much

Meeee :3

My ancestors died because they were born a long time ago

Im probably not gonna have kids but i would wish nothing but unemployed bliss and the holy substances on thr ones that come after me

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i dont even care that much about the joke here op i just wanna say this is the most skilfully rendered meme ive seen in my entire life

bro the tracking on that hat is spectacular

Mario Heritage Post

phone somehow autocorrected "the joker" to "the worker." why so devoid of class consciousness, batman

discord dms aren't enough I need to lounge on a sofa and have besties lounge on me

how are we feeling, fellow touch-starved transfems?

yes i AM built to be cuddled and kissed!!!!!!!! absolutely nobody was asking!!!!!!!!!!! but i am informing you all anyway!!!!!!!!!!

the problem with being touch starved is once you start being able to touch again it is in no way an instant fix, all that touch i missed just kept building up and now i gotta fight back that deficit

energy policy would be much better if we still had a tradition of animal sacrifice I think. people would be way more chill about nuclear energy if they could see a large and proud bull being ritually sacrificed every month or so at the base of the cooling towers to keep the plant safe