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DEAR READER
Mike Driver
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Not today Justin
if i look back, i am lost
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we're not kids anymore.
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@the-patty-pervert
last night i dreamt i left my phone unlocked in my pocket while i was walking and it unfollowed everyone and followed a random blog from my for you and when i got home and checked my tumblr on desktop my whole dash looked like this
It wasn't a dream, kitten.
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Ketchup or mayo? Oh, kitten, let me explain something... you're going to be having both on your burger.
Dark, yet funny. Thank you for the addition, kitten.
A very good answer for a very Daddy approved question! Proud of the kitten who asked :)
Can you use a bean patty on my burger, Daddy?
Yea, Daddy's got you, kitten.
mr patty pervert sir I must ask for your opinion on this debate, where does a burger end and a sloppy joe begin?
Okay, kitten. So a sloppy Joe begins when the meat is broken up into pieces and the meat to sauce ratio is about 4:3.
So if you have a burger and the patty accidently breaks up into, say, 3 pieces, you still have a burger. But if you break it up into 4 pieces and then murder that thing in any sauce, you got a sloppy Joe.
Daddy, actually doesn't like sloppy joes. I think it's a texture thing.
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I could be your mutual. any one of you. out there.
Yo, Patty Perv, gimme a ranking of every major burger chain.
Oh boy, Daddy is probably going to upset a few kittens with this one.
But, uh-wait, GRUBHUBGAMING???
Anyway:
Culver's
Carl's Jr
In n' out
Burger King
WhatABurger
Fuddruckers
Freddie's
Sonic
Five guys
McDonald's
Wendy's and White Castle are ranked in F-- tier together because 1) Daddy doesn't like onions and that's the only way they come from white castle and 2) BURGER IS SUPPOSE TO BE ROUND. NOT SQUARE. WHAT IS THAT. also Daddy doesn't like the seasoning Wendy's uses, it just taste funny to me.
Anything not listed Daddy hasn't had.
Dear kitten,
Do NOT come to the backyard. I've grilled an absolute dog shit burger. Just completely fucked it up. I'm sorry-
-Daddy
Show daddy that nice picture again
@the-patty-pervert
Haha. Oh kitten. This is a very amusing picture.
why is the guy in your profile a twink. make him fatter.
Does this new development please kitten?
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I Need 2 Get FATTER And HARRIER NOW
YES!!! I WILL HELP!!
HOW
sharing my methods
Hello, kitten. May Daddy introduced himself?
i'm sorry i failed you. i had steak instead of a burger tonight.
Shhhh, its okay, kitten. Your lapse in judgment was only for a moment. Tomorrow, Daddy will make you a burger, and we shall dine together.
Im at my lowest and you made me giggle
Thanks dude
No problem, kitten. Daddy is always here for everyone and happy to help in any way.
Remember: tomorrow is just another chance to have a really good burger and to laugh. 💙
Stay living. 💙💙💙
im sorry for quitting my job at McDonalds, Patty Daddy. my managers were really mean people... may i still have a burger?
Yes, kitten you may. Mean managers = no love in burger. You can help Daddy make burgers for $7,453/ hour and forehead kisses. :)
Ketchup or mayo? Oh, kitten, let me explain something... you're going to be having both on your burger.
This post is Creepy
This post is Wet
Daddy is living in a paradox
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Burger = yummy for kitten :)
Daddy saw quarter pound abbreviated as QP and my first thought was
Quecumber Pickled
So, which of you kittens want that instead?
