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open wide

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Rouge’s model sheet for the animated intro for ‘Sonic Dream Team’ on Apple Arcade.

Sans probably:

"YOUR brother has a special attack, but you'll have to wait 9 months to see it."

#sans undertale #sans #deltarune #undertale

Dust: Metal Sonic? You mean Metal Maurice

#sonic the hedgehog

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elonwy

i didnt ask to care this much about generic one-off pokemon npcs fuck

kiichu

hi there’s a pixiv tag for these guys now

downrightsugoi

God bless Pixiv. (sauce)

the-milk-eyed-mender

everyone else noticed too

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Pokemon Heritage Post

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seite

and then they proceeded to be the worst at their jobs for the next 20 years

sindri42

No no, you don’t get it. Jesse and James are the absolute best there is at their jobs, but they have no idea what their jobs are.

They think that they’re thieves, agents of an elite criminal group led by Giovanni, stealing rare pokemon and advanced technology and such. And there might have been a time this actually was their jobs. In the first season or two, they frequently get angry phone calls about how they’ve fucked everything up, or get their expense account cut off because they have literally never turned a profit on their criminal enterprises and constantly procure and then lose/destroy expensive and elaborate devices.

But then the world came within a hair’s breadth of being destroyed, several times, and Jesse, James, and their weird cat rescued everybody. As terrible as they’ve always been at criminal endeavors of any kind, when the apocalypse approaches and they’re forced to step up, they’re really fucking good at saving the day.

And Giovanni is over here like… if the planet is destroyed, or time/space becomes unrecognizable, or civilization collapses, there’s no way for me to run a profitable criminal enterprise anymore. I need this planet, because it’s where I keep all my stuff. And I don’t pretend to understand the why of it, but these couple of bumbling nutcases that I should have fired years ago seem to be an important component of that? Somehow? So you gotta stop thinking about them in terms of acquisitions and start considering them… loss prevention. As in, even if you waste a million dollars a month on giant cat-faced robots and a vast array of fancy ball gowns and they never turn a profit, they are preventing all of your assets from going away at the same time because of something you can’t do anything about.

And that’s the great secret behind Team Rocket. These guys aren’t thieves, they’re professional superheroes (sponsored by organized crime). Of course, nobody ever bothered to tell them that.

edgar-allan-possum

“To protect the world from devastation…”

atopfourthwall

Plus, as is frequently pointed out: Jesse and James are good at every other job EXCEPT Team Rocket. They’re actually smart businesspeople and run successful food and merchandise stands and are great salespeople. Hell, even in Team Rocket situations where they’re not chasing after Pikachu they’ve done better. It’s just their Achilles Heel is one damn OP rodent.

computationalcalculator

Pikachu Proximity Intelligence Chart

silver-tongues-blog

pretty sure giovanni keeps them on so he can commit insurance fraud by giving them tech insured for way more than what was paid for it so when it inevitably gets destroyed he gets a nice check.

realm-sweet-realm

I absolutely love this theory. And I especially love that Giovanni opposes the other villains because the world is where he keeps his things, and he likes things.

neodragonoir

A bunch of doodles i did in real time during the time of Chicory's GDQ's Frost Fatales

onion-souls

OH So this guy’s purpose in life is to hang out in a Pokémon Center on Poni Island and tutor one move that only one Pokémon can learn, a Legendary postgame Pokémon from a Hoenn one/four generations ago. And that Pokémon naturally knows that move anyway.

Fuck me, I’m getting a new job. I’ll be standing in a Dunkin Donuts on Staten Island tutoring Spanish. But only if you’re early 19th Venezuelan military leader Simón Bolívar.

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Pokemon Heritage Post

corsolanite

THIS WAS AN ACTUAL POST BY THE POKEMON COMPANY.

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don’t click off after it hurts you, please

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Pokemon Heritage Post

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Toucan discovers a traffic cam. video

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Today is the day this toucan discovered a traffic cam

you can only reblog it today

aquilacalvitium

Missed this last year by 50 effing minutes.

aquilacalvitium

Hell yeah I’m scheduling this again.

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