We'll go from there

It’s Better To Cover Your Face Rather Than Your Genitals, When You’re Naked In Public

Wearing a mask has several non-health benefits as well...

when u and ur friends go out to the woods in the night to scream

We’re living through stuff that kids will cheat about on tests in 30 years

They just have to look at their parents' Twitter

the sexual tension between two gas stations on the same intersection

I’m so sick of this shit. Two gastations can’t even be on the same block without some walnut shipping them, while I can’t find a single fic for dennys/applebees with dennys bottoming.

you’re literally out of your mind if you think Dennys isnt a top

I wish the 2012 apocalypse actually happened

bro do u really have to circle it when it’s the only thing in the picture

That’s it’s aura

I’m an open book, but written in a cryptic dead language.

*~lawful chaotic vibes~*

I was obsessed with Madeline as a child.

1 million seconds ago was last week. 1 billion seconds ago, the Soviet Union still existed.

1 trillion seconds ago was 30,000 BC. Really puts wealth disparity and our $24 trillion national debt in focus.