Now, you seem like someone that wouldn't whine about morality! Join me in conquering the universe, and I will let you have as much power as you could possibly want!
-- Queen Muntjac
IM A #FREESPIRIT. YOURE GONNA HAVE TO SELL ME SOME MORE SHABLONEY BEFORE I CONSIDER JACK SHNEEZ.
HOW MUCH DO I GET PAID? WHEN DO I GET PAID? HOW MUCH PAID TIME OFF DO I GET? IS THIS A JOB? DO I NEED TO PUBLICLY ASSOCIATE WITH YOU. ARE YOU GOING TO TURN ME INTO YOUR PRIVATE JESTER. (FUCK THE MONARCHY.) TELL ME MORE.
It is a job, in a sense. You will be paid 45 dollars per hour, and you don't need to publicly associate with me, unless you choose to. You won't be a jester, but you will be able to harm others and bring down their willpower, allowing me to conquer more land in the universe. I will allow paid time off, but you must request beforehand (preferably at least an hour before). Do we have a deal?
SURE WHATEVER
