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To anyone shocked by my employment standards, I may be a tyrannical ruler set on conquering the universe, but I'm not an idiot that mistreats my underlings! (unlike a certain large fish...)

the-meanman

Now, you seem like someone that wouldn't whine about morality! Join me in conquering the universe, and I will let you have as much power as you could possibly want!

-- Queen Muntjac

IM A #FREESPIRIT. YOURE GONNA HAVE TO SELL ME SOME MORE SHABLONEY BEFORE I CONSIDER JACK SHNEEZ.

HOW MUCH DO I GET PAID? WHEN DO I GET PAID? HOW MUCH PAID TIME OFF DO I GET? IS THIS A JOB? DO I NEED TO PUBLICLY ASSOCIATE WITH YOU. ARE YOU GOING TO TURN ME INTO YOUR PRIVATE JESTER. (FUCK THE MONARCHY.) TELL ME MORE.

queen-muntjac

It is a job, in a sense. You will be paid 45 dollars per hour, and you don't need to publicly associate with me, unless you choose to. You won't be a jester, but you will be able to harm others and bring down their willpower, allowing me to conquer more land in the universe. I will allow paid time off, but you must request beforehand (preferably at least an hour before). Do we have a deal?

I'm not sorry for going silent these past few days, but it took me an irritating amount of time to get those flame-wielding fools off my track. But now, I can get back to plotting my conquering of this entire universe! Big Fish Boss was pathetic to only try to rule one little galaxy.

i will burn you and throw your remains in ratboy canal

Ha! Good luck trying.

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why you smelly stinky

EXCUSE ME?! You dare insult your Queen? Show yourself immediately, peasant!

queen-muntjac

Little King John owes me 42 dollars and 58 cents.

askthelittlekingjohn

Everybody keeps asking me to give them money, and they're going to be sorely disappointed to find out that I don't have a dime to my name. #next

queen-muntjac

Maybe sell that little factory you stole. 42 dollars and 58 cents is not that much to be owed.

Little King John owes me 42 dollars and 58 cents.

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