The Lady

“Well, /you/ weren’t who I was expecting.” 

“Who the hell are you?!” 

“Hey, that’s MY car!” 

“Give me back my wallet before I break every bone in your hand.” 

“I’m so sorry, I didn’t see you there!” 

“Get out of my way.” 

“Looking for something~?” 

“You’re… not the right one.” 

“Did I just kidnap the wrong person?” 

“What are you doing in my room?!” 

“Hey! You! Fuck off!” 

“You’re asking for trouble!” 

“Got something to say, huh?!” 

“You conniving /bitch/!” 

“You don’t know me, but I’ve seen your face in the paper enough to know that I can make some pocket change off you.” 

“Do you know who I am?!” 

“What the fuck?!” 

“You can’t just stab strangers all nilly-willy!” 

“Where are you taking me?!” 

“Hey! Watch it!” 

“That’s gonna cost you.” 

“It’s nothing personal.” 

“Get that gun out of my face!” 

“W-what do you want?” 

“You’re that ‘monster’ everyone’s been whispering about, aren’t you?” 

“W-what are you?” 

“You have to get through me first!” 

“How very… noble, of you, as pathetic as it is.” 

“You’re not even a footnote in my memory.” 

“I was sure I was going to die.”

Missy looked at the woman who, accidentaly, ended up being involved in her business. Of course humans would always ge in trouble. She honestly didn’t know why she helpedthe Lady there. Maybe she was becoming like the Doctor? The idea just made her even more mad.

“Well you’re alive now are’t you? We better get moving before more of those assassins come. Not that I care about a human life but still. Don’t want another death on my back for today.”

Number one: the woman was right, she was alive --for now, at least.

But number two, and more shockingly so: they looked identical. Not 'alike', identical. But she didn't seem either to notice or to care.

Well, that wasn't that strange considering she lived at Gotham. But anyway, she had more urgent matters to worry at the moment: her life.

“Another?” She repeated in a very similar voice. Oh, so she was a killer too, though she didn't seem that pleased with the fact. She shook her head. “Forget it, I don't care. Where are we going? I- -- I have a car. Follow me.”

@the-lxdy

“I mean, you are the one with the fantastic breasts. I’d be surprised if I could do it.” Kilgrave snickered, still amazed that The Lady had been willing to carry his child in the first place. Their son was so beautiful, despite having purple eyes. That was on Kilgrave’s part, due to the serum his father injected him with that enhanced his abilities and also turned his eyes purple when he was angry.

When Kilgrave first found out The Lady was pregnant, he was beyond shocked. Much like her, he thought that it would’ve been harder for her to conceive in the first place due to her age. But then again, being an enhanced individual most likely gave his sperm a bit of an extra punch to do what it needed to do.

And Viktor was proof of that strength.

The boy had Kilgrave’s odd purple eyes and he couldn’t help but smile every time he saw them. That indicated that maybe, just maybe, he had passed on his abilities to his son. And if he had, he would teach him how to use them properly but hopefully his son would be susceptible to Kilgrave’s commands unlike Jessica. 

When he heard Angelica’s words, it made him smile. For the first time in a long time, he’d been genuinely happy with his life. Not only was she actually proud to be with him and didn’t try to fight him every ten seconds, but she carried his child willingly and didn’t have an abortion like Hope Schlotman did.

“He’s just as beautiful as his mother.” Kilgrave noted, sitting beside her on the couch. Viktor was only two months old but it was clear he’d be a force to be reckoned with when he got older.

Oh, she was happy with the whole situation. Don't get her wrong, the little bundle of giggles and crying was an authentic source of troubles sometimes: Viktor's existence was a well-kept secret --at least for now--, just like The Lady's pregnancy was. Both of the parents had way too many enemies, after all, none of them needed their newest weakness to be something of public knowledge. Of course, with Kilgrave's help it wasn't hard to have a group of people incapable of retaining the memory of her with a child but, naturally so, she couldn't really count with his help in any moment. Perhaps they were lovers, yes, but both of them also had their very own Reigns of Terror in progress.

And gosh, they alliance was ever so productive. In many ways, seemingly so.

“Well, his father is not exactly a troll either. Perhaps I’ll introduce you to him someday.” She joked as she shifted her position slightly until everything was settled for Viktor’s feeding session. The Lady went quiet suddenly, words only piercing the silence several seconds later, eyes still fixed on the small and warm frame agaisnt her chest. That child tha probably was going to be very useful for her in the future --as useful as any other weapon--, but also something more. Her son, the only family she had.

She sighed as she caressed the little head, full of brown hair.

Mostly angsty stuff, but feel free to add your own.

Tears - Find my muse crying.

Rest - Find my muse sound asleep.

Dream - Find my muse moving in their sleep due to a dream or nightmare.

Bleed - Find my muse injured.

Drink - Find my muse drunk.

Collapse - Find my muse blacked-out on the ground.

Leaving - Find my muse dying.

Grave - Find my muse dead.

Fear - Find my muse panicking about something.

Hide - Find my muse hiding from something or someone.

Anger - Find my muse very angry.

Escape - Find my muse trying to run away from something or someone.

Toxic - Find my muse poisoned.

Bruise - Find my muse badly beaten up. 

Freeze - Find my muse trying to keep warm in the cold.

Battle - Find my muse in the middle of a fight with someone or something.

Saw - Find my muse getting a limb amputated. 

ACTIONS - ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING

*Accidentally spills [[SPECIFY HERE]] on you*

*Slaps you*

*Kisses you on the lips*

*Bites your lip*

*Rubs your shoulders*

*Dumps ice water over your head*

*Winks at you*

*Flips hair at you*

*Throws a ball of paper towards you*

*Hands you a note, inside it says [[SPECIFY HERE]]*

*Slams the door shut behind you*

*Storms out of the room*

*Wraps my arms around you from behind*

*Kisses your neck*

*Nibbles on your earlobe*

*Tucks a strand of hair behind your ear*

*Strokes your hair*

*Caresses your cheek*

*Holds you in my arms*

QUOTES - PICK UP LINES EDITION

“You’re cute and I’m horny. You thinking what I’m thinking?”

“I see you like cardio… wanna go back to my place and do it together?”

“I’m sorry, but I just received a call for you. From heaven? I think they’re missing an angel.”

“Hold my hand? I’m afraid I’m getting lost in your eyes.”

“Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.”

“Are you a pokemon? Because I’d like to peek-at-chu.”

“If I had a dollar for every beautiful girl/guy I saw tonight, I’d have one dollar. Because the only beautiful girl/guy in here is you.”

“Maybe I could show you my [[SPECIFY ITEM]] collection. It’s back at my house, so we’d have to go there but…”

*Spills a drink on your shirt* “I’m so sorry! But if it’s any reassurance, I think that top would look better on my bedroom floor anyways.”

QUOTES - STRANGERS EDITION

“I’m sorry, have we met before?”

“I don’t know you, but thanks.”

“You’re a very nice guy/girl, you know that?”

“We only just met… but I’d really like to see you again.”

“Do you think you could move your ass out of my friend’s seat?”

“It’s none of your business. We just met.”

“Hey I’m [[NAME HERE]] and my crazy ex-girlfriend/boyfriend is here and I was wondering if you’d pretend to date me so I can get them off my back?”

“I’m so sorry about that! Let me buy you a new sandwich.”

“Oh shit. I didn’t mean to trip you I swear, I’m sorry.”

QUOTES - WORKPLACE EDITION

“Did you get that email I sent you last night?”

“No, I’m serious. She/he brought a flask to work.”

“I overheard the boss and I think you’re about to be put up for a promotion!”

“I know what you’ve got in that top drawer.”

“I can’t believe you’re drunk at work.”

“You know, most people watch porn at home.”

“Your Netflix binge is using up all the broadband.”

“Stop torrenting, asshole! I have a report to send off to Japan in an hour and I can’t even open Gmail!”

“If you spent half as much time on doing your job as you do on World on Warcraft, maybe you’d have a chance at a promotion too.”

“You’ve been working here for 6 years and you don’t know where the break room is?”

QUOTES - SCHOOL EDITION

“Didn’t you hear? [[NAME HERE]] and [[NAME HERE]] hooked up last night!”

“We lost the playoffs.”

“The girls team beat the boys!”

“I heard he/she got called into the principal’s office.”

“Apparently the swim team had an orgy after hours.”

“I heard they were fucking in the bathroom.”

“She/he’s been paying people to do their homework!”

“She/he fell running in the hallway and knocked out a few teeth.”

“I can’t believe we’re graduating this year.”

“Being a freshman sucks.”

“I slept with a sophomore last weekend.”

“She/he told me they were a junior!”

“Why are those freshmen staring at you?”

“Is there a reason everyone suddenly knows your name overnight?”

“How come everyone suddenly knows who I am?”

“Did you tell them about my [[INSERT SECRET HERE]]?!”

“I can’t believe you hooked up with my boyfriend/girlfriend.”

“I definitely failed that test.”

“I got an A on my essay!”

QUOTES - SASS EDITION

“Wow, there’s a stick wedged so far up your ass I don’t think I can even pull it out.”

“I’m sorry, but my number of fucks to give has officially reached a negative number.”

“Uranus called and said I’m huge and in the way.”

“I’m searching… searching… oh. Well would you look at that. I couldn’t find any fucks to give.”

“What’s the difference between a dolphin and you? Dolphins have brains.”

“Just because that’s mistletoe hanging above us doesn’t mean I’m going to kiss you.”

“Take a picture, it’ll last longer.”

“At this point you might as well ask for my autograph.”

QUOTES - ARGUMENTS/ROWS/QUARRELS EDITION

“You know I’m right! I’m always right!”

“Shut up. Just shut up!”

“I don’t need to listen to this.”

“You’re lying.”

“I can’t believe you’d say that. Even in an argument, that was low of you.”

“I can’t look at you.”

“Don’t fucking touch me.”

“If you say one more word, I swear…”

“Pipe down, you’re making a scene.”

“What’s wrong with you?”

“Now I know why people think you’re neurotic.”

“You must be crazy.”

“I'm not backing down.”

“You can’t hide the truth forever, you know.”

“What’s your issue?”

“You make me so angry.”

“This has nothing to do with you.”

QUOTES - LOVERS EDITION

“And… and I love you! It’s what I’ve been trying to tell you all along.”

“I don’t know how to say it. But you know what I’m trying to say, right?”

“I’ve never been good at this. I don't do relationships. But I… I want to try with you.”

“You’re the one that I want.”

“I don't care. I don’t give a shit, don’t you get it? I don’t give a flying fuck unless it has to do with you. I love you.”

“Please don’t say that. You know you’re the only one for me. Fuck everyone else.”

“I can’t stop thinking about you. Every minute of every day. I could be standing in the shower or cooking breakfast, but you’re still the only thought on my mind.”

“I want to wake up next to you, everyday for the rest of my life.”

“I’ve always been afraid of commitment, okay? That’s why I sleep around.”

“I’ve never wanted to give love a try until now.”

“Please, don’t leave me.”

“I need you more than you will ever know.”

“I love you more than I could ever express in words.”

QUOTES - DRUNK AND KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR EDITION

*Starts singing [[SPECIFY SONG NAME]] outside your door/window*

“I didn’t fuck him/her, I swear!”

“I brought vodka and ice cream.”

“You left your anal beads at my house. Wait… no, they’re just normal mardi gras beads.”

“I can’t believe you went without me!”

“I love you, I love you so much and you just don’t see it. What am I supposed to do?”

“I know you’re sad and upset. Let me be your distraction! I want to be your distraction!”

“I can’t find my apartment and I couldn’t stop thinking about you.”

“Let me in! I think I’m gonna throw up.”

QUOTES - NSFW EDITION

“What do you think about this outfit?”

“Bend over.”

“It’s not going to get up by itself, you know.”

“I thought you’d be bigger.”

“Where did we leave those damned handcuffs?”

“I can’t find my vibrator.”

“Just set your phone on vibrate!”

“I want to fuck you until you’re raw and shaking.”

“That’s it… do a little striptease for me.”

“You can watch… but you can’t touch.”

“Be quiet! They’re going to hear us.”

“And get this… the new toy? It glows in the dark.”

“I’ve got two flavours. Cherry or fruit punch?”

“I want to be on top.”

“That is one fine ass.”

“You look like a screamer.”

“Let me tie you up.”

“What’ll our safeword be?”

“I love making you squirm.”

“Not my neck! It’s summer, I can’t wear a turtleneck in the sun.”

TEXTS - DRUNK EDITION

[TEXT] You dumped me for HIM/HER?

[TEXT] I can’t stop listening to our song.

[TEXT] My pillow still smells like you.

[TEXT] You left your cologne when you moved out. I used it up.

[TEXT] Do you even love me?

[TEXT] What happened to us?

[TEXT] I just want to eat bacon and see you naked. And then eat bacon off of you naked.

[TEXT] IM26C4U.

[TEXT] You never gave a shit about me.

[TEXT] I couldn’t care less.

[TEXT] Now you know how it feels.

[TEXT] I still love you.

[TEXT] I can’t stop thinking about all the times you told me you loved me… and wondering if they were lies.

TEXTS - NSFW EDITION

[TEXT] You can’t have me if you can’t even get the three C’s. Chocolates, champagne, and candles.

[TEXT] I’m in the bath… come join me?

[TEXT] Don’t tease. You know I like it rough.

[TEXT] Bed, counter, or floor?

[TEXT] If you can get here in five minutes I’ll suck you off first.

[TEXT] What do you think about threesomes? And, what about foursomes?

[TEXT] You’ve been naughty, I’m going to punish you.

[TEXT] I can’t believe you just sent me that. I’m at work/school!

TEXTS - EMERGENCY EDITION

[TEXT] I fell down the stairs and… well, I’m in the ER.

[TEXT] ______ got injured during their game and I’m waiting with them at the hospital but I can’t do this alone.

[TEXT] Did you know your mother/father is at the hospital right now??

[TEXT] I was cleaning out the garage and I’m stuck under some boxes!! Please help before the spiders get me.

@the-lxdy

“I mean, you are the one with the fantastic breasts. I’d be surprised if I could do it.” Kilgrave snickered, still amazed that The Lady had been willing to carry his child in the first place. Their son was so beautiful, despite having purple eyes. That was on Kilgrave’s part, due to the serum his father injected him with that enhanced his abilities and also turned his eyes purple when he was angry.

First of all, such a child with such a father –and therefore such ability– hardly couldn’t be considered as some kind of investment, but that wasn’t the Lady’s sole reason for not taking care of her little ‘surprise’ a few months ago in a fashion quite similar to the one she used to fix the most part of her problems.

The truth was, she was curious. She never really considered 'motherhood’ nor considered herself capable of emulating something she never had on a first place –a mother mainly, but also a caring family–, and after stepping on her forties she just assumed that as an impossible.

But then it just happened, and she couldn’t bring herself to quit to such a possibility.

Turned out, she didn’t regret a thing at the moment. But just you wait until the little adorable demon became more adamant.

Lady Gaga - Bloody Mary.

@EfrainGCabello

“Yes, I do mean happy. It’s not every day that someone does something like that with me completely of their own will.” He said with a dark smirk before pulling off and out of her as she wished. Kilgrave shivered slightly when he left her tight warmth, handing her his monogrammed handkerchief that he pulled out of his suit jacket pocket. After getting himself cleaned up and dressed once more, he ran both hands through his hair and looked back at her.

“So, what exactly are we to do now? I only came to Gotham to find you since you were the one who sent someone to kill me. And now that I’ve found you to be a much more agreeable woman than I first thought, there’s not much more I could do in this city.” He mused, wondering how long it would take him to conquer Gotham with his abilities.

So that was it. The Lady smirked quietly as he pulled off, leaving her own body exposed and starting to get cold. She moved a bit, and discovered that her back and hips were already starting to ache; just a sample of how delightfully in pain she would feel tomorrow.

Oh, and she might need to think about an outfit that involved some kind of scarf to hide the beautiful red bruises on her neck.

“Yes, well, those someones clearly were not your new partners in crime. Their will does not really matter." She declared as she took his handkerchief and sat on the desk. She cleaned herself with it and took a mental note about a certain pill to acquire as well. Then, she decided herself to get properly dressed for the next minutes, each garment carefully back in its place, almost as if nothing had really occurred.

She finally sad on her chair, behind her desk.

“Well, you should get back to your reign of terror, and I should get back to mine. Of course, we shall be in touch, especially since we planned our shared... operation. There is a lot of thinking behind a great strike. As for more of my employees behind your head, you don’t need to worry. I set the highest price of them all for it: my own. Any requests of ending your life will be dismissed.”

Until then her words were more or less merely professional ones, but her eyes drifted to the surface of her not-so-in-order-now desk. A playful smirk appeared her lips again.

who hogs the duvet

who texts/rings to check how their day is going

who’s the most creative when it comes to gifts

who gets up first in the morning

who suggests new things in bed

who cries at movies

who gives unprompted massages

who fusses over the other when they’re sick

who gets jealous easiest

who has the most embarrassing taste in music

who collects something unusual

who takes the longest to get ready

who is the most tidy and organised

who gets most excited about the holidays

who is the big spoon/little spoon

who gets most competitive when playing games and/or sports

who starts the most arguments

who suggests that they buy a pet

what couple traditions they have

what tv shows they watch together

what other couple they hang out with

how they spend time together as a couple

who made the first move

who brings flowers home